Fishin' in the stream of consciousness (all-purpose, no topic chat thread)

BODE won by virtue of .. the upperclassperson I asked to oversee my weird tradition #experience said I should do BODE, and helpfully lent me some cat ears. So. It's good that I have a lot of cardboard bc I am going to make a good-ass BODE sign.

 

I also have to print & hand out these and talk in cryptic crossword clues for half the day. It's gonna be... AN ADVENTURE

 

@blue what is... what.... why?

you know what, no. nevermind. i don't need to know. i lived on a college campus for a year, it's like living in a parallel universe.

 

It's... probably impossible to explain without being specific enough to identify my school, but, yes, as soon as Weird Tradition Time started I immediately saw somebody in a banana costume and some other people doing the Macarena while standing on chairs in the dining hall :P

 

@blue I'll just assume you're going to uni in the Series of Unfortunate Events-verse.

 

@budgie MY GOD, I HOPE NOT

 

idle reminder:
the past tense of lead is led, not lead. lead is a metal. led is an action.

 

LEDs are also cool lights.

 

my name is maus,
and wen all day
at resterant
i work away
though cooke says no
my tummy crys
i grab the bol

i eet the frys

(cook actually can't say shit because I'm the one who tests to make sure the fries taste right and are still warm before they're brought to the table and I'm wearing gloves for it. how the fuck else am I gonna test the fries. the fact that I happen to be starving because i don't have breaks is completely immaterial)

 

I'M READY

Spoiler: bODE

 

Playing with the spinning thing to wind up watches is fun. Nice and kinetic. Nice little noises.

 

Our local butcher caters to an eclectic clientele...

 

you ever had any??

 

i wonder what an air camel would taste like, then

 

I have never eaten camel, no... but ostrich is very good!

 

I wish early man had domesticated coconut crabs and not wolves

 

b o t h

 

true but if i had to pick id swap them out

imagine coconut crab breeds

 

Imagine the person like the person who buys a half-wolf dog because it's cool, but it's a half-wild coconut crab

It keeps trying to escape and knows no affection but we love it anyway

 

i mean i love wild coconut crabs so why not

imagine the ethical dilemma of breeding like, the pug equivalent crab