Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    I will take up your offer of fighting you IRL on this.
     
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  2. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    i need to Understand the olive oil but the salt i can see
     
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  3. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Salt in small quantities goes with chocolate, not vanilla

    Like, chocolate or nutella dipped mini pretzels are good. salted vanilla ice just sounds weird.
     
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  4. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    salt goes with everything stop being wrong :PPP

    (the reason is that both sugar and salt are flavor enhancers for the other Majority flavor. anything sweet to sweetish is done well with a pinch of salt, especially if you get fun about it and do things like vanilla or lavender salt, wine salt, etc.
    olive oil actually makes a really good base for sweets, and the round umami flavor can enhance notes of vanilla greatly. If you have a very sharp high quality olive oil it's a lot more like a proper condiment rather than just It's Oil Fam too. But it's hard to get like Genuine Tuscan Trattoria Olive Oil for the proper amount of punch in the nose sharp if you aren't sitting at the source. and no i will not back off on this sicily can suck it with their less intense bigger olives. :P)
     
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  5. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    *grabs popcorn to watch @IvyLB roast all of Sicily*
     
  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    I don't need to do anything when they roast themselves in the sun
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Okay but the texture against ice cream
    Ice cream toppings should be thicker than oil
     
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  8. NevermorePoe

    NevermorePoe Nevermore

    olive oil rapidly thickens below room temperature! like, really fast. if you put it in your fridge it'll turn solid.
     
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  9. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    i am a proper american and put magic shell on my ice cream when possible
     
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  10. Lebesgue Integreat

    Lebesgue Integreat Lesbian Intrigue

    Not the best thing in the world, I think straight up chocolate sauce is supreme, but not anywhere NEAR the ballpark of oil. So like. Valid.
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Clearly the true winner is actually the abuelita brand chocolate and cinnamon sauce.
     
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  12. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    The what now
     
  13. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal



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    This! It's Mexican chocolate syrup. They add a little cinnamon with dark chocolate. It is divine.

    Their main selling item is hot coco mix, though.
     
    Last edited: Sep 4, 2018
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  14. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    I need this.
     
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  15. Musarex

    Musarex Active Member

    I doubt this will be controversial, but I can't think of a better place to post this.

    Never, ever get passionfruit gelato on a waffle cone.

    Separately, those two things are amazing. Passionfruit gelato is amazing, all tangy and fruity with the seeds making enjoyable crunchy bits, and waffle cones are toasty waffly crunchy goodness.

    Put the two different kinds of crunch together, however... and it feels exactly like breaking a tooth. First the deep rumbling crunch of the cone, followed by the squeaky crunch of the seeds, it's exactly like a molar breaking and the jagged bits scraping across enamel.

    I happened across this a few months after breaking a tooth, and even knowing what was happening, every single bite left me frantically checking to see if I'd done it again.

    Not cool. Not cool AT ALL.
     
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  16. Thoughts on In-N-Out Burger?
     
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  17. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    im in canada and im told it exists


    Edit: im sorry that was snarky, what is the situation with in n out burgs
     
    Last edited: Sep 5, 2018
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    In n out is extremely Good. Second best burger I've ever had, and they have fries I'll actually eat. Their shakes are good too.
     
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  19. LumiLapin

    LumiLapin Bad Bad Bun

    As a born and bred Californian I of course swore the In n Out Blood Oath when I was but a child. God I wish I could have milkshakes.
     
  20. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    I can only assume that the In-and-Out in my town was the world's shittiest version, because it was a couple steps down from Five Guys and a couple steps up from McDonalds and either way, definitely not worth the drive-thru line it always had.
     
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