Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Charlie

    Charlie I got no strings to hold me down

    I like next day salmon and steak but I think with those two foods it's a matter of... the next day they are a different food, not the same. Completely different experience then when they're fresh
     
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  2. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Goat cheese is proof that there's a food god, and they're benevolent-
     
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  3. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Fuck I would destroy a Greek salad right now
     
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  4. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    BORSCHT IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS IT TASTES OF SOUR EARTH AND STUBBORN REFUSAL TO JUST FUCKING DIE
     
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  5. Musarex

    Musarex Active Member

    Raiding leftover lamb chops out of the fridge is one of life's great joys. Also baked potatoes or cheesy baked potatoes (what I think you call potato skins in the US?)

    Oh! New fight topic: baked potatoes must be cooked in a hot oven, no foil, until they resemble moon rocks, and the outer skin crackles and flakes.
     
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  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    Baked potatoes must exist VERY FAR AWAY FROM ME they have that Bad Potato Texture
     
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  7. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    baked potatoes are one of the many gifts the gods gave us that can be covered in ungodly amounts of sour cream
     
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  8. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    granted i feel that way about many foods

    which considering that the food i grew up eating was ukrainian or mexican fare that makes a lot of sense
     
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  9. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    potato skins/baked potatoes are a distinct thing for me in america, but that mmmmight be a regional thing? this is what i'd consider a cheesy baked potato, this is what i'd consider a cheesy potato skin
    cheese and potatoes is bad though, forbidden

    i like my baked potatoes best when wrapped in foil and left in the coals of a campfire for a while, then seasoned with butter, salt, and pepper. mmmm smokey.
     
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  10. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    fuck that cheesy potato looks so good

    needs

    some sour cream

    LOTS OF SOUR CREAM

    SO MUCH SOUR CREAM

    the cheesy potato skins also need sour cream

    i will gladly take both off your hands and drown them in even more dairy product
     
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  11. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    twice-baked potatoes are a gift.... scoop out baked potato from skin, mix with a variety of Tasty Additions, pop back in skin and top with Tasty Toppings, put in oven again briefly to get hot and meldy, maybe add some additional Tasty Toppings once they come out again
     
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  12. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Oil and salt rub and a long bake makes for a good tasty tattie and I'm forever sore that I can't digest potatoes well wtf body
     
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  13. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    not being allowed to have white rice more than like once a week makes me want death honestly

    fuck you genetic predisposition for diabetes
     
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  14. Charlie

    Charlie I got no strings to hold me down

    Does anyone else hate sliced processed cheese. Feel like I'm coating my mouth in crude slime. There are some states I can manage to eat it in, but I'm remembering when I was a kid and my mum packed me a lunch with two pieces of Wonderbread and a slice of processed cheese between them. It's the only time I genuinely couldn't eat something because it made me gag
     
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  15. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    pasteurized process cheese food is of the devil
    if i'm going to fuck my stomach up eating cheese, it's gonna be good cheese
     
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  16. Everett

    Everett local rats so small, so tiny

    It has a really bad texture
     
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  17. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Don't like the Taste
     
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  18. Musarex

    Musarex Active Member

    Processed cheese is really just a giant fuck-you to the whole concept of cheese. Tastes like mac-and-cheese powder, feels like flabby sheets of agar-agar.
     
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  19. Only acceptable as grilled cheese, and even then, real cheddar or Monterey Jack is preferable.
     
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  20. Musarex

    Musarex Active Member

    Somebody needs to make doner kebabs, but with haloumi.
     
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