Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

One of my vegan former roommates found a cashew and carrot-based cheese sauce substitute that was actually pretty good.

 

im gonna put it on the list for summer and I'll definitely share results!!! grilled watermelon is already Fucking Great so why not try the smoke box for our barbecue for some Fun And Experimentation, ya know? Just not.... you know, when it's basically still winter..........

 

Okay I will legit consume an entire package of those Morningstar fuax sausage links, but not as a replacement for actual sausage. They don't taste anything like sausage but they do taste good just all on their own especially dipped in ranch.

 

I'm not much for smoke flavors but I have a definite curiosity about smoked cantaloupe now... it seems like the best texture of melon to smoke, tbh

 

...okay but. Smoked zucchini

 

I like quorn though I heard tell it is more popular with meat eaters than vegetarians.

The mince is perfectly fine in chilli or pasta sauce. Have not tried the quorn meat replacement slabs.

 

Wet eggs. Scrambled wet eggs.

 

Gross

 

But thats the way gordon ramsay makes them?

 

gordon ramsay can take his wet eggs and go

 

look eggs are already on thin fucking ice, they don't need to be slimy and gross

 

CREAMY SCRAMBLED EGGS GOOD, FIGHT ME

 

Creamy scrambled eggs are superior in both taste and quality

 

Disagree.

 

Eggs that are super dry are bad but eggs that are wet enough to make eating them on bread substrate difficult are also bad. The ideal is something in the middle that keeps your toast or biscuit from feeling like it's bone dry but doesn't make it soggy either.

 

no hint of slime should remain

 

Wait, why would you eat them on top of bread or biscuit? You gotta eat them on their own

 

Disagree eggs alone are Gross

 

eggy on bred best sandwich, fight me

 

...hmm, possibly a me thing then? I gotta eat things one at a time or it isn't Right