Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    My problematic fave is a Fry's Turkish Delight
     
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  2. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Twiiiix. or Kitkat. I just like my candy bars in pairs.
     
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  3. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Snickers for best chocolate bar, Watermelon Sour Patch Kids for best fruity/sour, and jawbreakers overall.

    Specifically the jawbreakers so large you can’t fit them in your mouth.
     
  4. vuatson

    vuatson [delurks]

    Reese’s are my favorite, if they count as a candy bar. If not, probably Twix or almond joy
     
  5. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    violet crumble is good and i haven't seen one since moving away from Washington
     
  6. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    My Fred Meyer still carries them!
     
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  7. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Recipe: add a teaspoon of mayonnaise to your chocolate mug cake to keep it moist!

    Me, physically recoiling from the screen: WHAT NO
     
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  8. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    This functionally amounts to adding a bit of extra fat (oil, butter or whatever), egg and vinegar. I'm not sure if the vinegar would be a good idea, but the two others are probably pretty good for a cake.
    (though I wouldn't recommend mayonnaise for this purpose, since it probably includes stuff like mustard because otherwise it tastes like basically nothing)
     
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  9. palindromordnilap

    palindromordnilap Well-Known Member

    Apparently, the idea is that vinegar and the tiny bit of mustard (which isn't there that often in US-made mayo, and apparently technically makes it a rémoulade) actually go really well with chocolate. I'm kind of willing to believe this given that chocolate was originally paired with red pepper, but... It still just feels wrong.
     
  10. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    i have had people try to sell me on the mayonaise cake before and listen. NO. Just. NO.
     
  11. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    A red velvet recipe I have done had vinegar and tasted just fine.
     
  12. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    Vinegar is not a particularly weird cake ingredient, I used it I think in a chocolate cake recipe before? It doesn't make your cake taste like vinegar. I forget the point of putting it in but there was one.

    Mayo in the US is sold as both adulterated (Sriracha, ranch, lemon-dill, etc.) and unadulterated, so a plain mayo is just gonna be your basic egg-oil emulsion and it can be used in some cases as a sub for oil or eggs or other things. I agree the idea is a bit off putting, but the outcome wouldn't be so weird.
     
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  13. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Might be for leavening? Like, using vinegar and extra baking soda instead of baking powder.
     
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  14. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    i’ve seen some ppl use mayo in cakes and APPARENTLY it turns out fine, but maaan, when i want extra moist cake i just put pudding mix in
     
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  15. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Why would I use mayo when I have perfectly good cream

    Or coconut oil, or butter, or milk, or cheese, fuckin anything which isn't just going to congeal into semi-translucent jellified yack

    Put mayo on sandwiches, chips, on your damn waffles, idc, you live your best life. but in cake, man. what.
     
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  16. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Egg whites. Personally, I'd rather just use straight egg whites. I grok that mayo is pretty much Just That, but getting the egg white is a fun experience for me, so I'll stick with those.
     
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  17. Charlie

    Charlie I got no strings to hold me down

    It's probably because mayo is something people usually have on hand and is low spoons since mug cake is usually a pretty low spoons thing
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Late to the party bc I stopped getting notifications:

    Hot chocolate with cinnamon is way better than regular, and should be made two parts almond milk, one part cinnamon chocolate powder

    Favorite chocolate filling is orange or cayenne pepper

    Favorite candybar is white chocolate cookies and cream, or the wide variety that is kitkats

    Last, a question: dandelions are delicious, yes or no?
     
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  19. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    as a horrible gremlin child who once ate dandelion leaves right off the ground: yes but only the flowers (and that when prepared, imo jelly is best), sap is way too bitter for the leaves to be appealing
     
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  20. Lizardlicks

    Lizardlicks Friendly Neighborhood Lizard

    If you pick them fresh before they have had a chance to flower they're much milder. This is the case with pretty much every leafy green. Once it bolts, it's bitter.
     
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