Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    pineapple gets its own cake. I might be convinced to pineapple spice cake, since pineapple+cinnamon is a thing. pineapple carrot.... no
     
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  2. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    It depends on the level of pineapple, but I've only seen it done right exactly once and that was in a tiny-but-well-regarded New Zealand bakery nearly two decades ago, which afaik no longer exists.


    Dried cranberries... eh, i feel like they work better with other flavours, too.
     
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  3. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    God now I just want one of those cranberry bars they have at Starbucks around this time of year. Those are amazing.
     
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  4. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    The best granola bars in the world are maple syrup KIND bars.
     
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  5. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I don't know that I've ever seen maple syrup ones! Maybe it's a regional thing?

    Kind bars are great though. I'm actually really fond of the Costco knockoffs too? There's only the one flavor as far as I know, but it's damn tasty.
     
  6. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I just wish KIND bars didn't crunch so much... they have such good flavor combos but they make my brain hurt :(
     
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  7. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Id rather eat fruit leather than come anywhere near a granola bar that isnt anything but sweetened nuts stuck together. Though i really like some fruit leather. As long as its not strawberry or grape?
     
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  8. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    While I'm here what's y'all's take on hot pepper jellies and jams? I personally love it way better than fruit flavors
     
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  9. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    I am spice baby, pepper jam terrifies me and I have never dared put it in my mouth
     
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  10. goldenflowertea

    goldenflowertea this universe SUCKS but it is full of FRIENDS

    Good with cheese in a sandwich. Or as a burger topping. Or to dip halloumi in.
     
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  11. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    Y'know I'm actually not sure I've ever had that? I'm intrigued though!

    My favorite jam ever though is made by this local lady who calls herself The Jam Queen (and honestly rightfully so). I'm especially fond of the LGBT Marmalade, which my mom got me as a joke but which I quickly fell in love with--it's lemon, grapefruit, blood orange, and tangerine, and it has the peels in which adds a nice lil touch of bitterness (I'm not normally huge on bitter stuff, but it's a very slight edge that harmonizes really well with the sweet tartness of the citrus)! She also makes this cherry jam with chocolate balsamic vinegar that is frankly orgasmic. I wonder if she has an online shop...
     
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  12. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    Never had any not-sweet fruit jams/jellies

    Not sure if i trust the concept
     
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  13. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    I can see them being either really good or absolutely horrible. It's hard to say, but I think I'd have to try it to form an opinion, and I've eaten plenty of things I did not trust just to see what they were actually like...but I'm also kind of a gremlin like that and probably not the best example of adventurous eating. :P

    EDIT: Although I'm not sure I'd quite be willing to buy a whole jar to find out, admittedly.
     
  14. chthonicfatigue

    chthonicfatigue Bitten by a radioactive trickster god

    Chilli jam with deep fried brie wedges is fucking bomb.
     
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  15. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Depending on what brand you get, it's actually a very wide spectrum! I am also spice baby, but the buccee's brand grandma gg's pepper jelly has almost no spice and has (what im always looking for) the taste of the peppers themselves and not their heat. Its magnificent!

    Really you have to look for the seeds, that's what gives the kick. Candied jalapeño jam is more likely to have that.


    That marmalade sounds absolutely magical, I wish i could have grapefruit and blood orange :(
     
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  16. Acey

    Acey hand extended, waiting for a shake

    They make these uhhh...de-spiced jalapeños now, I haven't tried them yet myself but my parents have reported that they have all the flavor of regular jalapeños minus the heat? Figured I should let the spice babies know (if you didn't already), because jalapeños have a really lovely flavor. :D
     
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  17. Emma

    Emma Your resident resident

    Pineapple does not belong anywhere near anything, not even other pineapple.
     
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  18. Deresto

    Deresto Wumbologist

    Very unpopular opinion, i assume:

    Pineapple and pickle pizza with a cream sauce is delicious
     
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  19. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    That Combo made me lean back from the screen
     
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  20. Artemis

    Artemis i, an asexual moron

    Are All Cookies Made This Time Of Year Automatically Holiday Cookies?
     
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