Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Holy shit i need some of those. Where would i even get them, i guess id have to order them online...
     
  2. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Oh, so like a jaffa cake kinda thing? I like those
     
  3. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    Oreos count as sandwiches, but they're also disgusting, so.
     
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  4. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    I dunno, the vanilla ones arent so bad, and we usually get store brand so its way less plasticky tasting.
     
  5. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    a special category of sandwich! evil
     
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  6. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Hm, now im wondering if some of these things are sandwiches or simply things that are sandwiched.

    Also, open faced sandwiches are a thing apparently. What makes an open faced sandwich? I sometimes cover a piece of bread with stew when i eat it, is that an open faced sandwich? Merriam webster seems to agree.

    Are hotdogs sandwiches after all???

    Edit: Also merriam webster has two definitions of sandwich, and the second one opens up a whole new ballgame:

     
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  7. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    does toast count as an open-faced sandwich?
     
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  8. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Wait! Theres the answer! If it looks like a sandwich its a sandwich. So the answer is subjective. If you think a hotdog is a sandwich and i dont, we're both right. Chaos reigns supreme
     
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  10. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    Depending on where you live, some big store chains outside Australia have started carrying ones that aren't quite as good as the Real Thing (TM) but are still pretty good. In my part of 'Murrica Target and Kroger have them. Dunno about availability farther afield from me.
     
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  11. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    I'll keep an eye out, we dont go to either of those retailers often
     
  12. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    what about Fig Newtons?
     
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  13. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    extruded filled cookie

    also ty @Deresto, I'm now defining sandwiches as high-strength facing(s) bonded to a low strength central core or layer bc that's pretty much exactly the thing
     
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  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    @cassikat I am confident in saying that french toast, at least, is not a sandwich (although it can be made into one à la Monte Cristo).
     
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  15. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

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  16. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    But where is the rum high-strength facing?
     
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  17. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    i got that reference :D but i'm afraid i don't understand, i'm sorry

    would you mind rephrasing?
     
  18. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Ah, well, I was going to say "where's the low strength central core", but in my experience french toast is generally pretty soft, so I guess one would need to add a firm layer to make it a sandwich. Although whipped cream/jam is softer than french toast, so nvm that.

    So basically, while I wouldn't consider plain french toast a sandwich, french toast topped with something could certainly be described as an open-faced sandwich.
     
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  19. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    oh! thank you :D
     
  20. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    inside-out eggy breadwich

    no but srsly, it's more of a single-serving bread pudding; the high strength substrate has been completely soaked in the low strength component to make an entirely different product. now, stuffed french toast, who even fuckin knows (a relative of pies and casseroles? we need a bread-based foods phylogeny chart tbh)
     
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