Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

I'll have you know I have choked on mozzarella sticks three times, and they're still better than chicken fingers

deep fried cheese curds are excellent, but they are their own separate beast, and are best plain

 

There is room in my stomach for both cheese and chicken.

Right now, though, I'm craving the cheese because my doc said no dairy for the moment.

 

dangitall that sounds way too good

 

I improved a bacon lovers pizza with sliced mushrooms and red bell pepper.

 

My dad ruined a hotdog with a slice of lunch meat. Why would you put lunch meat on a hotdog?

 

to infuriate me?

 

I'm both offended and want to try it tbh. but I'm a heathen who really loves the taste of bologna

 

My FIL puts Kraft cheese and only Kraft cheese on hotdogs. Ugh ugh ugh. They're the good upstate NY hotdogs too, why does he have to do that :(

 

What the heck is a FIL?

 

Father-in-law

 

Ah okay. Sounds about right. -_-

 

Excuse you, Randall Munroe, artificial cherry flavor is Satan.

 

#triggered

 

He puts cherry that high and then has the gall to stick yellow buttery popcorn and coffee that low? Blasphemy.

 

He might mean actual real cherry flavor! There are certainly delicious red cherries. Mmmmm, bing cherries.

ETA: Cherries are the best and I will fite

 

WATERMELON IS THE SUPERIOR FRUIT

 

This is true. Actual cherries are good. I was parsing it as, like, jelly bean flavors though, given the flavors on the chart (otherwise "popcorn" is a weird outlier in what's otherwise entirely dessert-y flavors), and cherry jelly beans, like most artificial-cherry-flavored things, taste like cough syrup.

 

jelly beans are universally Bad, so I choose to interpret this outside of the jelly bean dynamic

 

Watermelon is gross and black licorice should be WAY higher

 

Oh, jellybeans make a lot of sense. In that case, the Tutti Frutti Jelly Bellies are the best.