Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    I tried drinking pickle juice after reading about a character doing the same, and I was deeply unimpressed, but not as disappointed as the time I decided to try a cream cheese and olive sandwich after encountering it in Harriet the Spy. (Perhaps it would have been less weird with black olives than green.)
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  2. rigorist

    rigorist On the beach

    The kind of mayo used for dipping frites is a little different from the American kind. It's not whipped into that strange consistency as Hellman's and is more of a sauce. It also has more mustard in it. So it's more like a really creamy mustard.
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  3. devils-avocado

    devils-avocado tired and gay

    these guys are pretty fond of mayo, and so are their fans apparently. highly recommend their other videos though unless you want to watch 3 minutes 11 seconds of sloppy mayo consumption (hey idk it's possible)
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  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Favorite and most hated fruit?
  5. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    mango and passionfruit, respectively
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  6. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    favorite is clementines, worst is bananas. though I really don't like mangoes visually, but they taste fine
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  7. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    like, this, I fucking despise when they're cut like this. visceral hatred, for no discernible reason
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  8. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    I'm gonna shove that in my face
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  9. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    but it looks so terrible ;_;
    literally people cut avocados the same way and that doesn't bother me
    where did my mango hangups come from
  10. BunjyWunjy

    BunjyWunjy Frabjous

    I dunno probably the same place I got my passionfruit hangup
    it's so sweet and cloying and just kind of tastes overripe to me ;^;
  11. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    I like most berries, especially strawberries. Kiwi and pineapple however hate me.
  12. Lambda

    Lambda everything happens so much

    I don't think I've ever eaten a kiwi in my life
    been in proximity to kiwi, so maybe it happened and just wasn't life-changing
    they're very odd regardless

    edit: also kiwi birds are superior to kiwi fruit though I would never eat the former. just saying
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  13. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    I still drink pickle juice because i'm a monster. i'll also snack on pickles, like, a lot.
    in my defense my family traditionally home-cans our home garden-grown cucumbers into pickles and homemade pickles are far superior to any storebought pickle.

    i do despise cucumber tho lol

    fav fruit is probably grapes.. they taste rly good, keep long, and take next to no time to prepare, aka perfect
    least fav??? god idk, probably pineapple. cantelope is consistently disappointing tho, it smells good and tastes so meh
  14. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    kiwis are in fact delicious. they just make my mouth burn. So does pineapple but thankfully pineapple flavoured things exist. havenĀ“t run into much kiwi flavoured stuff.
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  15. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    fun facts: my mom's skin is allergic to kiwi but her stomach seems to not be. So she can't cut up the kiwi herself but she will gladly eat kiwi
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  16. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    On the topic of mayo, one time my mother brought me sushi for lunch from a supermarket and it had mayo in it.

    The other ingredient I can't stand in sushi is avocado because I hate avocado. If I get sushi with avocado, I push the avocado out of the sushi before eating the rest.
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  17. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    ...What is mayo doing in sushi?
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  18. pixels

    pixels hiatus / only back to vent

    hello i'm late for mayo discourse but a friend told me she went home for christmas and the most white thing she's ever seen happened

    someone put miracle whip in the guacamole. just like. mixed it all together with the guacamole. impenetrable with the avocado mash

    as a tried and true texan i almost threw my fucking computer out the window upon it being sullied by that sentence

    cantaloupe and... probably blackberries. bitter af and the seeds get stuck in my teeth. no bueno

    don't get the california rolls, then, they're always made with avocado. and are my favorites. give me your unwanted california rolls
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  19. electroTelegram

    electroTelegram Well-Known Member

    kiwi is... bad

    it has SEEDS that are worse than other fruit seeds

    idk what my favorite fruit is but probably apple (because i can bake it so many ways).
  20. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

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