Food Fight: Mayo Discourse

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by budgie, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    crisps/US chips require getting in my mouth. the one thing i can binge forever is crisps. sour cream & onion or salt & vinegar ones specifically. i will decimate an ultimate party size in two days.
     
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  2. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    Have you tried All Dressed chips? I've started to see them in stores in the US on occasion, and the lack of them here is one of the things I regret most about leaving Canada at times.
     
  3. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    i really like sour cream & onion, salt and pepper, and the truffle fries flavor lays used to have. plain lower-salt lays are god tier though
     
  4. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    ..As opposed to naked chips? (No seriously what sort of flavour is that?)
     
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  5. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    It's... all the dressings. All of them. Different people seem to pick out different flavours more strongly. It's salt, vinegar, sour cream, onion, ketchup, barbeque, and more besides. Only better than however that makes them sound, probably, because they sound like a flavour nightmare when in truth they are a flavour paradise.
     
  6. Saro

    Saro Where is wizard hut

    I had them in Canada before! Tasty
     
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  7. Mossflower

    Mossflower Well-Known Member

    The best chips where those siracha ones lay's came out with and then never brought back, but there are these one's I found called Taki's that are so hot one will make your nose run but taste so good you can't stop.
     
  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    -insert favorite nope.gif here- That does indeed sound nightmarish
     
  9. Helen of Boy

    Helen of Boy Hugcrafter Pursuivant

    I know. But they are the best of the bagged potato chip flavors. Given that only one company makes them, I assume there is some degree of dark sorcery involved.
     
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  10. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Im boring so i only like tortilla chips or sun chips. Everything else is too flavor
     
  11. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Why eat chips when CHEETOS HOT FRIES exist??? Riddle me this.
     
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  12. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Why eat spicy hot cheetos when you could eat original cheetos
     
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  13. KingStarscream

    KingStarscream watch_dogs walking advertisement

    Because cheese dust is a terrible thing to inflict on yourself and the Cheetos fries have a different base texture and flavor than the regular hot cheetos nubbins.

    Also: ANDY’S FRIES
     
  14. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    All dressed chips are amazing, but so are the Miss Vickie's jalapeno chips. Mmmm.
     
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  15. budgie

    budgie not actually a bird

    Oh, and for the ideal experience, fish and chips require malt vinegar, not white.
     
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  16. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    bananas are okay if you carefully remove all the stringy stuff, and don't eat the end
     
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  17. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    FRIES NEED MAYO TO LIVE why does anyone ketchup
     
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  18. cleverThylacine

    cleverThylacine cuddles for the weird and the fierce

    also I now want fish and chips and I can't think of anywhere to get gluten-free fish and chips curse you all j/k
     
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  19. theambernerd

    theambernerd dead to all sense of shame

    Consider: a 50/50 mixture of mayo and ketchup
     
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  20. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    fries get mustard, only mustard, mustard forever
    mustard is the only acceptable condiment
     
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