Forum Game: Write A Homestuck Introduction For The Poster Above

What it says on the tin. Write a homestuck style introduction for whoever is above you, based on however much or little you know about them..

 

Your name is CODY.

HOLY FUCK DO YOU LOVE CATS.

You love their CUTE TOE BEANS and BOOPABLE NOSES, amongst the myriad other factors that give them such a high ADORABLENESS ATTRIBUTE. You may in fact BE A CAT IRL. You also enjoy GOTHIC FASHION AND MUSIC, and have a TASTE FOR THE UNUSUAL.

What will you do?

#sorry this is so short omg #this is so fun tho

 

Your name is ACEY DAMARA MEGIDO, and you like ROCKS.
Especially GAY ROCKS. You have an especial fondness for TRAGEDY, but you are not at all GLOOMY. This is very obvious from your COLOURFUL WARDROBE and your collection of memorabilia related to SENTIENT GEMS. You have studied their tales intently, and even ventured to pen some of your own.

It seems someone else has posted in this thread.

==> Who is this asshole?