Spoiler: Re I dunno, beast just always concurs the image of a huge hairy thing for me :P Tbh I was trying to be funny, but I guess it's not humour if needs explaining (or perhaps it just wasn't)
party guy -Today at 5:53 PM an ao3 tag i just saw: "Pearl is not a useless lesbian for once" i love how it's just "for once" SLOBERBING JACKAL-Today at 5:54 PM GOD 5 times pearl was a useless lesbian and one time she wasn't party guy -Today at 5:54 PM GOD SLOBERBING JACKAL-Today at 5:54 PM f/f rated m party guy -Today at 5:55 PM i might have to write that for the high school au SLOBERBING JACKAL-Today at 5:55 PM please party guy -Today at 5:55 PM ...what was the one time she wasn't SLOBERBING JACKAL-Today at 5:56 PM well, she had to be a useful lesbian, so.........uh.................................................. fuck party guy -Today at 5:56 PM i don't think we really thought this idea through SLOBERBING JACKAL-Today at 5:56 PM i think you're right (BONUS SINCE THE EMOJIS IN MY NAME AREN'T SHOWING UP: )
Mom, to dog on her lap: "You have pointy knees." Me: "Boston Terriers have very sharp knees. It's one of the breed's outstanding traits." Mom: "Much sharper than some of their other body parts, certainly." Me: "Like their brains?"
Me: I got on the wrong train but I noticed in time Husband: Thanks for the notice Me: Perception +3 Husband: I mean you still got on the wrong train Me: per +2
aceyyy - Today at 11:25 PM also: was bear minimum a typo or a pun Hellshake Yano - Today at 11:26 PM It was absolutely a typo but I'm retconning it to be a pun
Me and Sibling, talking about balance tweaks on the new Overwatch character: Sibling: "...so she was kind of a meat grinder for a while because it heals every time she hits someone with her mace." Me: "Well, she is a cleric. CoDzilla and all. Now we just need an overpowered druid." Sibling: "...Bastion." Me: "...I suppose they are a shapeshifter who talks to birds, huh?"
Spoiler: eye trauma ment. aceyyy-Today at 7:18 PM i also have actual doc martens that i could possibly wear as mystery girl, although mine are red so maybe i'll just get black combat boots instead since i also really need new combat boots and i have pants that are PERFECT plus like, the green flannel can just be written off as a Generic Lesbian Expense anyway for the wig i'll probably just give a regular pink wig an asymmetrical cut PulsestarFM-Today at 7:20 PM Ooh yes God could you imagine though like Every lesbian gets a card and if you need combat boots or green flannel it's just a lesbian expense aceyyy-Today at 7:21 PM god i wish that were me any color of flannel really, although green or red is ideal PulsestarFM-Today at 7:21 PM hair dye, square glasses lip rings nose rings eye rings er, eyebrow rings technically aceyyy-Today at 7:21 PM pfffft yes, just PIERCE YOUR ACTUAL EYEBALL FOR THE #AESTHETIC JUST DO IT
i've been having a lot of good convos lately aceyyy-Today at 1:08 AM need ur opinion on a thing clod is a gem swear word y/n (i think y, personally) DarthCK-Today at 1:09 AM yes let peri say clod aceyyy-Today at 1:09 AM do you think she says fuck DarthCK-Today at 1:10 AM i think they all say fuck aceyyy-Today at 1:10 AM i know in my heart that amethyst says it constantly sadstuck: pearl's hand involuntarily clamps over her mouth if she tries to say fuck
Me: -mumbles over something because my tongue got tied, then corrects myself- Well if I could talk, that would help. My friends: nah Me: ... I don't know if that was "nah, we understand, it's okay" or "nah, even if you could talk, that wouldn't help" My friends: -change the subject-
me & @Toby: Valiska - Today at 5:36 PM hahahah omg I was looking for gideon pix and google tried to autocomplete with "gideon gleeful x reader" I don't want to think about that google ew!!! grunkie - Today at 5:48 PM gideon gleeful hair sentient? || Google Images Valiska - Today at 5:48 PM that's less disturbing actually
Spoiler: slightly nsfw me: don't kinkshame friend: kinkshaming is my kink me: being kinkshamed is my kink me: meet me out back in ten friend: oh my
L: Good luck hon, if you murder anyone hide the body and don't get caught J: It's gonna be [manager who won't let us do our fucking jobs] L: I said "don't get caught," not "make me complicit!"
Lazarae-Yesterday at 23:10 Carl wants raw duck eggs and purple paint 1) you missed Easter, dude. And 2) That's... not how you paint eggs Valiska-Yesterday at 23:18 oh carl. I want a thylacine, a serval and a fossa but I live in an apartment in California where you can't even have ferrets. We all deal here's the burning question tho Laz: is it too late to buy easter candy half off Lazarae-Yesterday at 23:21 I... don't think so? Depends on how quickly places sell out grunkle sand-Yesterday at 23:21 no Valiska-Yesterday at 23:21 I want cadbury mini eggs. But I'm also stoned so who knows how much I will want them in the morning
