Spoiler: very nsfw friend a:i feel that i have been challenged to find the kinkiest possible pumpkin sex-related activity the Whole Chicken, if you will friend b: I mean it doesn't have to be pumpkins imo friend a: creativity thrives under stricter limitations like a poet restricting herself to the form of a Shakespearean sonnet, I have chosen to make pumpkins a requirement of this challenge. to anchor the abstract into the here-and-now me: cucumber, but that's a low hanging fruit.
Mikephisto the CyberPunk - Today at 8:23 PM Okay this reminds me Of a thing that a friend asked While drunk If that have Mall Easter bunnies And mall santas Why no mall Frankensteins around Halloween aceyyy - Today at 8:25 PM Omg Good question tbh Mikephisto the CyberPunk - Today at 8:25 PM Except as he kept arguing He forgot which monster he was referring to multiple times aceyyy - Today at 8:26 PM PFFT Mikephisto the CyberPunk - Today at 8:26 PM And had points where it was Mall Dracula Mall wolfman aceyyy - Today at 8:26 PM mall witch's cat, you mean :P Mikephisto the CyberPunk - Today at 8:26 PM lol Mall witch And the best was Mall Satan aceyyy - Today at 8:27 PM FVUKC I'M CACKLING Mikephisto the CyberPunk - Today at 8:28 PM “Cause you could be cost effective and just reuse the Mall Santa signs”
Spoiler: long, also THAT'S NOT A FOOD SataniCow-Today at 7:51 PM [img of scorpions baked on a pizza, snipped for your sanity] Lazarae-Today at 7:54 PM why WHY SataniCow-Today at 7:55 PM Someone is also making a Grilled tarantula BURGER. Lazarae-Today at 7:55 PM NO PICS SataniCow-Today at 7:55 PM I spared you the pic Lazarae-Today at 7:55 PM thank SataniCow-Today at 7:55 PM Hahahh That would ruin Burger for ever lol Lazarae-Today at 7:56 PM I'm already mourning pizza SataniCow-Today at 7:56 PM But scorpa are kyoot Lazarae-Today at 7:56 PM they are! BUT NOT ON PIZZA YOU MONSTER
Spoiler: nsfw 18+ Parity-Today at 8:37 AM man idek where to find monster girl porn anymore its depressing aceyyy-Today at 8:37 AM that IS depressing, like it's not even my thing but dammit it should at least exist Parity-Today at 8:37 AM like its out there but i dont know how to google these things in the modern age aceyyy-Today at 8:38 AM i googled "monster girl tiddies" and got what LOOKS to be some results Parity-Today at 8:38 AM the spelling here is so crucial aceyyy-Today at 8:38 AM absolutely Parity-Today at 8:38 AM your spelling choice honest to god made this work better than anything ive searched jesus christ
one night about eight of my friends were hanging out watching a movie. One of us, Harrison, was complaining about over-representation of lgbt people in something he was watching. We were kind of humoring him, hearing him out instead of shutting his mildly homophobic shit down immediately, because we liked him and the movie was boring. Harrison: It's just not realistic. I mean, gay people only make up, what, one percent of the population? What are the chances that there would be two of them in one group of five people? Nick, who is the gayest human being I have ever met: Harrison, I count one straight person in this room.
conversations at 2 in the morning lex: there's not much to the story, and I know you need a little more meat to your narrative me: yeah, I like a thick, meaty story lex: phrasing me: sorry. i just need a story with some girth, you know? lex: liz... me: something solid and deep that really satisfies
cantankerousAquarius-Today at 8:29 AM Gave me fic on blows jicor to hospitals ppl Fuckkng aceyyy-Today at 8:29 AM What cantankerousAquarius-Today at 8:29 AM Gave my belle juice to sicks My Belle's jucoe Bleed huice Juice aceyyy-Today at 8:29 AM Ohhhhhh cantankerousAquarius-Today at 8:29 AM Bleed juice I'm real sleepy aceyyy-Today at 8:30 AM Donated blood? cantankerousAquarius-Today at 8:30 AM Yes aceyyy-Today at 8:30 AM Nice cantankerousAquarius-Today at 8:30 AM For thorsty bodies THORSTy Enjoy the bleeed juice sickoes @cantankerousAquarius
Friend's six year old brother (LB) is grounded for Reasons, and Not happy about not being allowed video games. Said brother is also allergic to peanuts.
talking to a group of larpers i'm friends with. hrist: I gave it (a tunic) to logan because he's cute me: I'm cute. can i have a tunic? hrist: no, because you have the physical ability to make your own me: sorry to hear about Logan getting his hands cut off. How's he holding up?
me: the urge to write now that i have ink again is strong me: but I need a break me: i wrote for seven straight hours on saturday lex: thems stronk urges me: what sin is writing? because the pen demons are tempting me me: is it hubris? me: is hubris a sin?
