Funny conversations!

Discussion in 'General Chatter' started by Acey, Jul 27, 2017.

  1. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

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  2. Loq

    Loq rotating like a rotisserie chicknen

    overheard in an MMO's zone chat
     
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  3. Acey

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  4. Sethrial MacCoill

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    Was doing a bit with my friend Lucy.

    Lucy: Seth and I know everything about each other.
    Seth: Yeah, Lucy knows my social security number.
    Lucy: Yup! It's 420-6969-420.
    Seth: ...That was actually weirdly close to right.
    Lucy: WHAT. ARE YOU SERIOUS?!
    Seth: No, you ding dong.
     
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  5. Sethrial MacCoill

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    We’re watching a comedy special on Netflix.

    Seth: If a table sent back a bowl of fruit salad and said it tasted “too Dr Pepper-y”... I would fill it with coke and send it back. Like a cereal bowl, but fruit salad.

    Olivia: And this is why you’re front of house!
     
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  6. Acey

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  7. Sethrial MacCoill

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    Was talking to a friend. For context, I've been larping and foam sword fighting for most of my life.

    Me: I've ended up really muscular, but only on one side.
    Addy: Makes sense. I've heard that a lot of sword fighters are pretty lopsided
    Me: I, too, have read Eragon.
    Addy: CALLED OUT!
     
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  8. Acey

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  9. Deresto

    Deresto Foolish Mortal

    Even more fun, they had the bts burgers available at the roswell mcdonalds. Aliens all along?
     
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  10. Acey

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    I would completely believe all boy bands, be they kpop, jpop, western, or anything else, are Definitely Aliens.
     
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  11. Acey

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  12. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Started taking French (Duolingo) lessons again and remembered a conversation I had with my first French professor, when I worked at a Deep South tourist location and was surrounded by and absorbing thick southern accents for 30 hours a week.

    Dr. V: you’re doing great at vocabulary and sentence structure, but we need to talk. Are you planning on going to France, ever?

    Me: probably. My mom loves France and wants to take me there.

    Dr V: Them you need to start working on your accent now and learn to speak like a native, because right now you sound like you fell out of an alligator’s ass.
     
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  13. Sethrial MacCoill

    Sethrial MacCoill Attempts were made

    Overheard at work

    Scott: what are we doin tonight Grayson?

    Grayson: let’s go throw ROCKS at DUCKS
     
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  14. Acey

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