Garage bulletin board

I'm surprised nobody is talking about the fact that a bunch of stuff on Tumblr has quietly stopped working.

 

You know putting leather fetish and bootblacking on your thumbnail but labeling the boot with a swastika pin and making the sub have Elon's face doesn't actually make your use of that aesthetic in that way not homophobic. Curious, right?

 

I am begging leftists to realise that any time they pull this "ha ha! You fail your own bigoted standards!" shit with reactionaries, they're reinforcing those standards.

 

Jumpscared by my own porn subscription b/c I forgot what name it bills under.

 

NOSTALGIA IS A LIAR

DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TEXT YOUR EX

 

deadass I'm about to start reading streamer RPF again because none of my fandoms have any m/m fic in them.

What the lack of good yaoi does to a mf

 

I'm taking it back, even the RPF shippers don't have good taste.

When did fandom collectively stop appreciating a good rivalship???? And also why???

 

I have now been bitching about this four days straight on Discord, DW and Tumblr but like. Genuinely I feel like there's something sinister about how little m/m fic I'm seeing in literally all of my fandoms that are five years old or younger

 

They should invent a fandom with better taste.

 

@keltena @ScarletKilometers We've all seen shit huh? XD

 

To be clear, I am in fact still talking about RPF. However, I did document myself having this exact issue with TFP so fandom having bad taste is timeless and transcends media.

 

Fandom... fandom never changes. /thousand-yard stare

and also my new OTP in a 15-year-old fandom is functionally or entirely nonexistent on both AO3 and Pixiv, how dare

 

I don't generally like makeup but I absolutely would pay for someone to just pretend to put makeup on me because I think all the brushes and sponges and whatevers feel nice.

 

Recession pop, meet recession RPF.

 

Party like it's 2008 I guess.

 

Y'know it's funny, my mistress made a joke about how they're not sure how I'm gonna use my superior powers of characterisation wrt an RPF ship and then I spent like. Two days complaining about how all the fic is bad and can't even get the appeal of the guys they do write right, let alone writing my ship, which clearly exhibits the superior chemistry.

And then like a week later I'm randomly watching stream highlights and get jumpscared by one of them from MY SHIP, THE ONE THAT DOES NOT GET WRITTEN EVER, referring to the other as his boyfriend.

I am the fucking Cassandra of fandom.

 

Anyway I am now writing fic out of protest for My Ship being underrepresented but I am also at any given moment like five seconds away from complaining about The Other Guy being mischaracterised because everyone is fooled by him being a literal prettyboy and don't realise he's a furry little bitch gremlin who exists to cause trouble on purpose. Loadbearing foxboy nuisance. Release me from the hell where he's a softboy bottom with confidence issues and deliver me to a land where he's written More Correctly as the little meddlesome troll he is. I'm even fine with him constantly being written as a bottom because I would also like to rail him because I do have eyes and he is upsettingly beautiful. What was I talking about again?

 

He's not even my oshi, y'know? But he does have the distinct honour of being the guy who made me viscerally understand the appeal of the "maid dress and cat ear headband" fit.

 

The world if people realised the comic relief of the cast is almost always the most fuckable guy: [utopian futurist art]