This is partially me complaining about not having appetite despite being very hungry, partially me complaining because I bought soda and only when I got home realised it's sugar free and therefore nutritionally worthless.
People really don't put enough respect on the name of "easy to absorb sugar". You never outgrow your ancestry as a frugivore I guess. (Yes yes humans have always been omnivorous, but let me have this one.)
Me looking at my email like "why couldn't I be getting this kudos on the fic I haven't written yet? :((("