General CAT-ter (The Beanery)

guys i grew a beard

 

DC (dungeon catster)

 

Beans UP

 

Bean me up, Scotty

 

So Cinders and Jet are now old enough and confident enough to get up to Shenanigans.

Jet loves enclosed spaces - boxes, cupboards, under low chairs and long-legged tall boys. Also, he managed to get the boiler cupboard open and wedge himself in the vent hole in the wall behind it. We had to pull out the dryer AND washer to rescue him. His fluffy butt was all I could grab, and he tried to fight me on it. Then the next day, as soon as he was home from getting his *cough* turbines removed, he pulled back the board under the under sink cupboard and hid in there, too.

This was his face when I lured him out with treats and scruffed him before he could bolt back underneath -

Spoiler: the face of unrepentant stupidity (LORGE)

Everything that can't be nailed down has child locks on it now.

Cinders gives me less grey hairs, but she's a Hongry Girl and definitely starting to live up to the rep of the 'naughty tortie'. We've had to put all their treats in tupperwear or else she jumps onto the narrow shelves that our last cats had no interest in and shreds the packaging in the effort to get every last scrap of food - Jet joins in on the spoils, but he's less of a climber than her - that she can lick off the foil, AND as of friday she figured out how to drag the wet food box off the shelf and tear open those sachets as well. She was halfway through the third one when I caught her, and naturally acted like she'd never done anything wrong in her life XD

EVERYTHING has child locks on it now.

Spoiler: A sausage of mischief

 

I just want a mug that when I look through it shows me a cat

 

This person rescued a 2ish month old kitten 10 months ago... she's a yearish old now!

 

very curious about that too tbh

Chiko is super cute, especially with her little nubby fluffy tail

 

love ;.;

 

A big boy who wants affection

 

.........egg



please note this cat (named Mushroom but they call him Gomble/goblin/etc) Does have 4 legs but he doesnt care about physics

 

speaking of white cats...



another meme unmasked

 

Last I checked, no cat gives a single flying fuck about any physical law XDD

 

"cats do not abide by the laws of nature"
-Charlie Kelly

 

Spoiler: Fluff update, or fluffdate

They sit in triangles.

 

@NorthernRiver says they downloaded photoshop specifically to make this so i vote that it goes here

 

It's Saturday!



Enjoy multicolor beans

 

Not sure if foreshortening or if tail is just that delightfully poofy, but either way what an aces picture.

 

What has four legs and no physics? A Mushroom.