Glitches in games

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by Saro, Nov 1, 2018.

  1. Aondeug

    Aondeug Cringe Annoying Ass Female Lobster

    If you sleep in bunkbeds in Morrowind they have a chance of getting stuck in between the beds and can't move. They just shout at you and you can kill them while they are helpless. It's hilarious.

    Also their armor is worth so much and so good for so much of the game that I personally just choose to never use or sell it because it kind of murders the difficulty of the game.
     
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  2. BaseDeltaZero

    BaseDeltaZero Shitposting all night.

    Ghost Riders in the Sky?
     
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  3. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    I got on my horse while Skyrim was still sorting itself after starting up. For a minute or two it would sometimes briefly lose track of how I was supposed to be positioned relative to my horse. And that was how I briefly became a horse acrobat!

    Look at me, Lydia!
    [​IMG]
    Yeah nobody in this scene is excited but me, not even the horse.

    Fine, fine. Away we go, then.
    [​IMG]
    Fuck damn I'm good!
     
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  4. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I just realized this thread did not contain any of the legendary category: Dwarf Fortress bugs.

    A few classics from across the game's lengthy history:
    • Creatures gained stats from using any skill. Consequently, aquatic creatures, which were literally always using the "Swimming" skill, rapidly became Superdwarvenly Fast/Strong/Tough killing machines.
    • Because of a mistake in the temperature settings, dwarves melted in the rain in hot biomes.
    • Forgetting to change the size of groups that giant versions of small animals appear in, resulting in sky-darkening swarms of hundreds of giant mosquitoes that kill both your framerate and all of your dwarves
    • Giant sponges are literally immortal and can somehow push dwarves to death despite being immobile.
    • Vampires blaming their kills on babies and livestock
    • When a dwarf picked up a beehive, your fortress wealth would instantly skyrocket because every single bee was assigned a minimum monetary value
    • Due to a complicated issue with area permissions and artifact creation, somebody accidentally ended up with a limestone statue engraved with, apparently, the entire history of the universe and 73 pictures of itself
    • By locking dwarves in a room with a constantly-cycling spike trap full of crappy wooden spears, they will rapidly become incredible masters of combat by dodging/blocking/parrying the spikes. Similar effects can be achieved by piling coins/socks/seeds/other convenient debris on a drawbridge and lifting it to launch the junk at the dwarves.
    • "Babies no longer start strapped with a knife"
     
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  5. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    Oh oh the wealth thing was even better than that

    fortress wealth affects the strength of the things that showed up to try to kill your fortress so picking up a beehive drastically increased the strength of your enemies


    also the recursive limestone statue was, appropiately, called Planepacked
     
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  6. LadyNighteyes

    LadyNighteyes Wicked Witch of the Radiant Historia Fandom

    I got accidentally buried in megabeasts because I decorated too many walls so many times.

    As the wiki puts it, "either the designs engraved upon it are minutely fractal, or where Planepacked stands the universe folds."
     
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  7. Lazarae

    Lazarae You won't be the death of me

    @Verily

    this was posted in a Discord without comment and I immediately thought of your horse adventures.

    [​IMG]
     
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  8. Verily

    Verily a very ineffective hitman

    It’s HIM! It’s the man! He’s come untethered from this Nirn once more!!!
     
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  9. Wingyl

    Wingyl Allegedly Magic

    for some reason in surviving mars sometimes resource deposits etc are invisible until i go to buy something.


    i don't know if this is a surviving mars glitch, or the fault of one of my many mods.
     
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