Grand Old Academy: A Satirical Dating Sim (demo liveblog)

Aww. Friend?


They say hi. We say hi.
They start talking about the debate.

I don't know if that's true IRL but I'm hella mad at you if so.


Sure. I totally trust Fox and Friends to be unbiased.

 

Chris Christie made a wish on a monkey's paw by giving in and backing Trump. He came to regret it. You could see it in his haunted face in every photo op afterwards...

 

the concept of spending my lunch block with the fox news crew fills me with murderous rage.

i would not be willing to do that

 

//shaky exhale
Idk. If I can do this. Rn.
But I'll try.

We go our seperate ways for classes after telling Meg about our day so far and being encouraged to join F&F when we decide to join a club.
We go to chemistry. We sit on our own. People are interested, but nobody wants to sit with the new girl. UNTIL.



Paging the thirsty grandmas of the world.

We did sex on the desk when suddenly "WAT ARE YOU DOING MOTHERFUKKERS??" it was Abarham Limcon.

 

obligatory silence of the lambs joke that would be better saved for cruz
America stutters out another introduction, and thanks him.

Sure if that's what floats your boat.

Is he. Is that a proposition. It seems awfully forward.

DOES JEB KNOW ABOUT THIS, MARCO

 

Arms are heavy, knees weak, mom's spaghetti

<Insert Mr. Brightside chorus here>

OH GOD I WAS NOT PREPARED

 

Kathy, you are a treasure.

 

THE ZODIAC KILLER!!!

(You don't have to do this if it's stressful Kathy--really. I'm going to extreme measures to ignore the election myself, frankly.)

 

he's here

 

"Hi Marco!"
I misclicked because his smile scared me.


BEJOWLED FOIL

I'm scared

aaaaaa

aaaAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

THANK FUCK

I have no idea who this is.
but because of the name I'm picturing


He tells everyone to say hi, and then starts a slideshow.

That's a very specific analogy.

I imagine some are?

Oh god I'm sensing an impending choice.

 

Oh god.

 

I'm beginning to think twice about us dating Cruz instead of Jeb or Marco. I mean. I still want to know if it is truly a Zodiac Killer ending. But. He just seems so slimy. Which is... accurate to real-life Cruz, I guess?

 

I actually just threw up a bit in my mouth.

Thank you

DAMN IT MARCO YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE AWAY MY AGENCY IN THIS CHOICE. THAT'S THE REPUBLICAN THING ISN'T IT.

 

I'm early voting for partnering with Ted because I'm a monster.

 

I vote Not Ted Fucking Cruz.

 

I'm. I'm gonna do it. Gonna follow the will of the people.


IMMEDIATE R E G R E T

 

MARCO DON'T LEAVE US ALONE WITH HIM

nOOOOOOO


I MISS YOU SHUU