Grand Old Academy: A Satirical Dating Sim (demo liveblog)

OKAY my morale is refreshed, time to pick up some papers.


Every time the game refers to one of these people as 'boy' I lose my shit for a little bit.

What, even to you? Is there a Russia here, or perhaps an Ireland?

oh my god.
bitchass.biz
I love it.

Am I going to lift the tiny Doctor? I sure hope so.

I'll take it. MUSTER YOUR HUNTER-GATHERER INSTINCTS, AMERICA.

 

DYING OF CHOKED LAUGHTER

 

I dunno why the one with students laughing at him refused to go in the post.

Acceptable. Not quite as an amazing feat of athleticism as I'd hope for, but maybe she'll kill a cow with her bare hands and eat it raw later or something.

Nice reflexes, curly.

I know that feel, my dude.

He says "What?"
He has a very lovely and mellow piano theme. Kinda melancholy. Something I'd expect to be played in an empty mansion while it's raining outside.

 

Some Dem's stared at us. I put my middle finger up at them.


He confirms that it's a petition.


I'm impressed that she had no issues remembering his name.
He wants to know how we know his name. She said she was at the debate. Then she said she thought he did great, which was a FLAGRANT LIE, AMERICA, YOU WERE SLEEPING.

MINX.

 

Oh my goddddddd

(Hello from the Prairie Dorm, ie Illinois!)

 

Mmmm, nooo, I'mma say that counts as a lie.


I'm liking you so far, curly.

Okay, you have my attention. Talk privacy to me, Rand.

I can get behind that. Sadly I can't get behind you, as my heart has already been pledged to Ted Cruz.

Oh no he's earnest.


Personally, I'm leaning toward yes. Thoughts?

 

Do it! Sign! Can you say no to those hopeful watery eyes?

 

I would say yes!

 

>okay!

 

Spoiler: Politics context

Rand Paul is the son of Libertarian politician Ron Paul, and made national news for a while with his involvement in a case against the federal government where they were mass-collecting phone call metadata. He's also an ophthalmologist. :::PPP

 

Damn it, you're right.
He's drawing me in with those limpid tears.



Hey, he put the effort in. I'm impressed.


I really have nothing to say to that.

 

*waves from Badger Dorm*

 

Awww.

Thank you for providing context as to why we're here that the protagonist completely failed too x3

I'm gonna say 'educated guess'

Seems legit.
We ask if he's involved in the school government. I think that was the word, I misclicked.

We hazard a guess that there's probably a lot of overlap between the student government and the debate club. Apparently we're wrong.

I'm honestly liking this dude so far.

I have no idea what the Fed is. Federal Government?? The FBI??

Thanks, America.

 

It's the Federal Reserve, which is the central banking system of the US. Often referred to as "the Fed." What it is in this context, I can't say.

 

Look buddy, unless you're about to drop articles of your clothing and spice up this situation I'd like to move on now x3


If I am being 100% honest, no.
But apparently being honest is not America's MO, because she lies again and says she thinks so.

He says he's looking forward to talking with us more, turns on his heel, and marches off in pursuit of more signatures. Later, curly.

 

Oh no, he's so earnest.

 

What is a boy? A small man?

I imagine he speaks Japanese.

 

My internet is having some issues so I might have to pause again for a bit.

 

This is late but as someone from the Palmetto State Dorm, I'll have you know I instinctively flipped double birds to the screen on reading his name.

 

Okay that seems to be fixed.
We're optimistic that we might have made a new friend, and are heading back to our dorm.


Just a couple of friends hanging out. Two super close bros. Brofriends. That's like, the term for two het guys who are super close almost like boyfriends but totes no homo.
My image of them is essentially the Dragon Bros comics at the moment.


Hi Jeb. Your smile is kinda cute.

MARCO on the other hand. Holy fuck put those things away.


Oh, were you two just about to have a workout sesh? That's cool. Charge up a lot of positive energy at that sesh.


Of course they did. Also we're really hammering on the puppy comparison with Jeb, huh?