Halloween is evil

can i steal that for my setting, because i have a deity or two who just were like "this. i want this."

 

What's with the "die seebs" tag, though? Not exactly in character.

 

So, Halloween and Catholics are the devil, but telling a pleasant and curious webmaster to go die is totally acceptable? What a curious god you have.

 

satan is a seebs sockpuppet

 

Seebs is also Christian, right?

 

he might be catholic

 

wait no wait I've got it.

GINGERBREAD HOST

 

no worries, it's just German. our new friend worships the seebs and I for one think that's beautiful

 

-curls up in her pile of halloween and samhain wonder and sin-

Candy and pumpkins and knives with black handles oh my

-naps in her pile of sin-

 

i saw goodie seebs with the devil

 

i think seebs is a quaker, maybe

something like that

 

ssshhhh
dont you know that all quakers are godless heathens because they do not believe in the subjugation of the lesser others, and pray at home instead of at church

 

I just realized this thread is in brainbent. The fuck. How did I get here. Where am I? Was the real Satan the friends we made along the way all this time?

???

 

I should sleep. But sleeping is probably a sin too.

 

ooh look out, that sounds pretty catholic

although if catholicism is satan then I guess it all works out

 

Since Satan is the same pantheon as capital-G God, and this one seems to be the fire and brimstone one, well, he's getting the same treatment.

*hefts rock*

I won't be holding with those kinds of deities, no sir.

 

dont worry my dude, you can still be friends with me based on our shared sense of elitism! i've never celebrated halloween before, i was raised in The Truth that it Really Is Satanic. i've been allll alone in these dark and sinful times where nobody shares my absolutely true beliefs. :(

so don't be discouraged by the unbelievers, because truth is about more than that, truth is a feeling in your gut that you know is true! truth is searching for anything that proves you're right no matter how small, and holding on to that, no matter what!

btw would you being here have anything to do with kiwifarms having a halloween theme? i really enjoyed your thread on this same topic over there! keep on trying to spread the light brother :)

 

Omg what is this thread. The KF funtimes are not yet over I see.

Anyway, I'm sure I'd be pals with Satan. At the end of the day he just seems like a pretty cool guy with a really intense sadism kink.