*cracks knuckles* awright let's do this. First, some Google image searches: pugs in costumes turtle cozies happy otter fat birds Now, some pictures:
Dang, I forgot the subreddits. r/blep (cat tongues; if you want dog tongues you want r/blop and for other cute animal tongues you want r/blup) r/catbellies, exactly what it says on the tin r/jellybeantoes for your toe bean needs and now for something completely different: r/mechanical_gifs, for machines doing their thing r/monkslookingatbeer, again exactly what it says on the tin r/asmr Oh, and here's a bunch of free, legal Bob Ross on archive.org
Look at how this man just accepts that the frog is on his head. And now for one of my favorite things: weird signs Spoiler: nsfw The best pony you ever will see. His name is Inspector Gadget, he is owned by lesbians and is a therapy pony and teaches little kids how to ride! Spoiler: huge image
i'm back with more playlist goodness. :D if there are no sound warnings next to a playlist, assume it's 100% ASMR i'll link specific playlists when possible, but some channels either have too many playlists to choose from or only have a couple of videos in each playlist. Crushing things with a hydraulic press hydraulic press channel (music, talking) hydraulic press vs (talking) crushit (talking, sound of press running) Miniatures: HMS2 Dollhouse Building HMS2 Dollhouse Food HMS2 Dollhouse Objects HMS2 Papercraft HMS2 DIY Replica Food Kits HMS2 Konapun HMS2 Clayworks HMS2 Whipple Minis Alina Sanina Polymer Clay Jewelery (music) Maive Ferrando Polymer Clay Channel (music, talking) Stephanie Petiplat Polymer Clay Food (music, talking) AkameruKawaii Polymer Clay 2016 (music, talking) AkameruKawaii Polymer Clay 2015 (music, talking) AkameruKawaii Polymer Clay 2014 (music, talking) DIY Candy Kits HMS2 Candy Kits Food and Food Decorating SweetAmbsCookies Wedding Cookies (music) SweetAmbsCookies Cookie Foods (music) SweetAmbsCookies Spring Cookies (music) SweetAmbsCookies Summer Cookies (music) SweetAmbsCookies Fall Cookies (music) SweetAmbsCookies Holiday Cookies (music) Eugenie Kitchen Pastries & Treats (music) How To Cook That Cakes and Baking (music, talking) TigerTomato Pancake Art (music) Cakes StepbyStep Buttercream Techniques (music) AkameruKawaii Kawaii Tiny Cooking Art and Speedpaints Wylie Beckert (music) 'Oddly Satisfying' Compilations Oddly Satisfying Video (music) SatisfyingWorld (music) OnDapur-Tx (music)
Primitive Technology - dude makes huts and tools and so on out of sticks and rocks and shit and it's amazing. No talking, no music, just nature and working noises.
This is the karaoke version of the Foo Fighters' 'Best of You' mashed up with singing humpback whales. It's really good.
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