Hiya! I'm hellfirelover. You can abbreviate it to hfl or just call me hell, if you like. I hate introducing myself, especially online, but I'm making myself do it so I am no longer afraid of the nebulous Dire ConsequencesTM of posting about myself in forums. It's especially ironic given that I work in customer service and am usually pretty ok at small talk through years of practise. So! I'm 35 but can't act Grown Up to save myself. People at work think I'm also quiet, proper and strait-laced which just goes to show they don't know me at all, because filthy multi-layered swears and constant innuendo are my default mode and if I like you I may well spraff constantly at you. I have a cat and a spouse and a house which is falling apart. I like reading, drawing, weightlifting, and video games provided they don't make me sick. I'm here because I'd like to talk over some stuff in my past and I just can't with anyone in my life. Uh, the thought of unburdening myself off anon makes me feel all prickly and panicked, but I'm going to give it a shot anyway.