How Could Dare You: Wolf 359

@Kaylotta I JUST GOT TO "I PROMISE THIS IS HOW I FOUND THEM" AND OH MY GOD

im so glad

Edit: "Try to be less fine." HERA... <3

Edit: Also their impressions of each other have rekindled my love of Eiffel<3<Minkowski, lmao.

 

ack i want to like your post so many times

I totes ship the following:
Eiffel <3 Hera
Eiffel <> Minkowski (hella tarnished diamond tho and it takes AGES to cement)
Lovelace <3< Minkowski
Hera <3< Hilbert
Maxwell <3 Jacobi

hilariously, i'm pretty sure the original Hephaestus crew is in some sort of rotating clubs thing, just, like, permanently. tho someone's always middle-leafing between Hera and Hilbert...

 

See, sometimes I can't decide between that hate ship and the one with Hilbert. Then I remember I'm a filthy shameless multishipper.

 

I support all of these, with the addition of periodic black flipping to Eiffel<>Minkowski and the additional ship of, uh

Eiffel (ANGRY SCREAMING) Hilbert

@OnnaStik it's cool how I ship literally every combination of the original crew black, l m a o. but i am also an extreme multishipper and want everyone to kiss everyone, basically.

 

Oh my god I'm a bad, anti-AI person; I forgot Hera was part of the original crew

i'm sorry hera i love you

Edit: case in point: don't you fucking touch her, cutter

 

Back to your regularly scheduled spoilered-liveblogging:

Spoiler

I can't believe Minkowski's angry about fascist bureaucrats while Eiffel is quoting Pryce and Carter - oh, he caught on. Lmao.

Spoiler

PLANT MONSTER NOOOOOOO

Spoiler: don't poke the bear

Kepler being SO awful that Eiffel reflexively defends Hilbert is GREAT. :3

 

MAXWELL- JACOBY- I WAS STARTING TO FUCKING LIKE YOU

 

Oh boy do I ever know these feels well

 

Nooo I can't reliably tell Lovelace, Maxwell and Minkowski's voices apart when they're all in the same conversation ;-; why am i bad at voices

 

same though. i can't tell anyone's voices apart in any podcast and it's very sad

 

And I know that feel, too. Give one of these ladies a heavy accent, like you did with Hilbert, show!

 

(Oh, speaking of Hilbert's voice, you really notice it when you're up-to-date and then go back and listen to earlier ones- he sounds a lot different than he used to, because lately, he's near-constantly speaking in a really sexy growl.)

 

He used to be so much more high-pitched! Now he is constantly mad and I concur. help

 

the zach valenti thirst has claimed yet another of our group.

i fear we shall not make it out alive.

 

Dude, I fell to the corruption, uh... twenty-nine episodes ago? :P

 

*awkwardly adds herself to the uncomfortably sexy mad scientist list*

 

Let me distract us: god I hate Kepler so much stop having a monologue about your diminishing sense of self it doesn't make me like or trust you

 

Also stop lovebombing Eiffel it's really super creepy kthx

 

NO COOKIES WILL BE GIVEN TODAY

 

Ok, I've read the first two posts in this thread now bc they were spoilertagged with the names of episodes I've now listened to, and, speaking of our conversation topic: Did you mean Kepler instead of Jacobi, or if not could you explain your reasoning, bc I'm intrigued?