I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

i have?? no idea how much i'll use this since sometimes i have a bad sense of what's venting and not but here i am.
and here's my list of accounts in places since i've diversified
tumblr if anyone's still there: halftripletreblestitch
mastodon: purugly@donphan.social (nothing here yet)
dreamwidth: puruglyface.dreamwidth.org (nothing here yet)
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UPDATE: ignore all that it's out of date. You can find me on tumblr at EmpurrorTiberius if you have the urge.

i'm not going to copy anything from my vent here because, and here's the thing, I can't be bothered.

 

the obvious way to spend christmas at your parents' is obviously to teach yourself intarsia knitting with wildly inappropriate yarn (fluffy, slippery) in the form of a penis-shaped scarf.

one (1) ball completed

 

half a fluffy ballsack
(google photos link, in case anyone has issues with that)

 

Things to Collage:

1) panty hamster (just needs gluing down)
2) dicks out for ferelden (need to start measuring letter templates)
3) apply the fuckit adjustment
4) what would ash ketchum do
5) suck my pokeballs (where will i find more pokemon related stuff to cut out?)
6) just take a goddamn chill pill (use standout words among words design?)

ETA:
Also on the wall art front, found a nice crochet pattern that reads GO AWAY, that would also work nicely

 

HEY SO LIKE if you want a movie that is quite good but will leave you very emotionally distraught about space clones, there's a movie called Moon that came out in 2009 directed by Duncan Jones, and it's quite good but will leave you very emotionally distraught about space clones

 

terrible confession outing me as an awful human being:
cute anime girls are cute and i like them

 

notes to self
da:i npcs to pay attention to:
lt farrow (the way he talks it should def be lef-tenant and not lieu-tenant in pronounciation)
skywatcher
scout harding & prof kenric (they get married)
knight-captain barris (duh)
i had someone else in mind but have lost them i'm sorry random npc i'll remember you eventually

if you want to write cole you dumb bastard you'll have to read more of his dialogue because he has a Very Specific Rhythm and if you can't hit it it'll bug you forever
ETA: he alliterates a hell of a lot

'i thought bogfishers were nice =(' ilu cole

 

more notes to self

take TSLMM off ao3 every time you remember it's on there you get more pangs of embarrassment. take it off, rewrite it better, finish it, then you can goddamn put it back on

round up unfinished writing snippets and see what can be done with them

the fenhawke snippet i put on ao3 still very occasionally gets kudos. i think that and the alistair/zev/warden threesome will be my first and last forays into Writing That Could Have Half A Chance Of Being Popular since most of what i'm thinking about atm is blatant quizzy/cole fix-it idfic which will offend any right-thinking person who considers cole asexual

 

but what if
what if cole/quizzy fix-it idfic is rly good and you're rly good

 

one thing i noted while taking andy thru JOH yesterday is that prof kenric has a front button flap on his pants
and i know it's for peeing but things can have more than one use

 

things that never quite hit the right chew stim spot: expensive chew necklaces
things that hit the spot just fine: baby pacifiers from poundworld

unfortunately, can't take them out anywhere without looking like either a fucking weirdo or someone who takes large amounts of drugs

 

copying this here for easier reference but will probably change some of it. for one thing Taashath is supposed to be short for a qunari

 

do i not have a doll for Kari... i'm sure i shoulda had a doll for Kari...
no doll for Meri either?

 

you may have a problem with OCs when you realise you require dolls of all of them to remember how many you have

 

I don't remember if you did one for meri, but you definitely did one for kari

 

THAT'S WHAT I WAS THINKING but where the fuck did i put it?

 

i was gonna be like 'i found it' but then i realised that was peachie not kari

 

@IvyLB you know why i couldn't find kari's doll? because you made it
there seems to have been a bit of passing her ownership back and forth and now i'm unsure who actually r u n s h e r

 

idk lmao xP
I mean we can like.... flip a coin? I kno I run amato (not that it's ever been relevant)

 

i think we were passing her around according to who else we were playing with since you seemed to be running her when i was peachie but i was doing it when you were being ketojan so basically WHATEVER

anyway i'm now pretty sure i also never made a doll for meri so i should do that