I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

also if you didn't want ash & co hanging around seeing your shit... why didn't you send them away earlier instead of doing all your healy bullshit in front of them and then being like 'no, fuck off'

 

ghetsis: kidnapping small children for fun and profit

 

ghetsis, if i really had to guess i would say reshiram is somewhat against the whole 'kidnapping and indoctrinating small children' aspect of your life's work

 

also the wanting to take over the world, that rarely goes down well

 

i'm laughing

N's... sisters? just gonna call them his sisters for now: pokemon are oppressed by people all the time, if pokemon are ever going to live in peace they should be separated from people
cilan, ash & iris, immediately: not ALL people!!!

i'm getting so many weird tumblr discourse flashes this is actually sort of uncomfortable

 

colress: why the fuck you care about N so much anyway
ghetsis: shut the fuck up about my kidnapped adopted son

 

weird realisation that N's sisters, concordia and anthea, are pretty much how baby/young teenage me would have written herself if she was writing wish-fulfillment fic
mysterious women with mysterious powers who live mysteriously in the forest caring for injured pokemon who trust them but don't trust any other humans? definitely a #babygoal

 

meowth, about the magic fog: can't see the cute nose on my face!
meowth, i'm.. i'm sorry to break it to you baby, but you don't have a nose

 

the rocket trio are trying to poach colress and i kind of love it

 

meowth don;t volunteer yourself as a test subject to the man with physically impossible hair

 

what did i tell you, now you're all mind-controlled

 

'you gave us a start, old chum! what a relief our voices rang your chimes!'
a) james you're so cute, b) note to self this is, in fact, how james talks 90% of the time

 

this man with a suspicious beard and glasses that hide his eyes
i don't trust him

 

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS THE SHINY GLASSES THING? COLRESS

 

The legend of reshiram seems to mostly be that there'll be a pure of heart hero who gets famous for hanging out with reshiram, becomes a dick, and is cast down.
you'd think reshiram would give up trying after a while

 

'i'm sure they're both fine', says prof juniper snr. about two people who just fell down a massive hole into a mazelike complex

 

this being pokemon though they are, of course, fine, and are probably going to use this experience as a bonding opportunity

 

ash: i want to become friends with reshiram!!

ash, despite all your faults, this is why we stan and always will stan

 

btw, shinyglasses mcbeardyface was just Looker again

 

N: while ash is involved, an amazing bond forms between his pokemon too... how can this be...

it's the gay, N, it's just that strong