I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TwoBrokenMirrors, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    i was gonna observe that i had no male dwarf and no male elf pcs, and then i remembered Kirvin, who is technically a male elf. and then i took a longer look at kirvin, shrugged and went 'probably doesn't count'
    still no male dwarf pcs though

    eta: pcs as opposed to ocs. all pcs are ocs but not all ocs are pcs...
     
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  2. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    sometimes i make stupid collages. this one is dedicated to @sirsparklepants who came up with the wording
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  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    thinking about my two played wardens' response to morrigan's 'dark ritual'
    (srsly it being called that made me think it was SO MUCH WORSE a thing than it actually is before i played the game)

    rioghnach was like 'that's kind of ew... and i really don't like that you want to use my boyfriend as a stud... but i've got ambitions that don't include dying so FINE I GUESS you weirdo bitch'

    kirvin on the other hand was just like 'yeah sounds good i don't want to die where do i sign with my penis'
     
  4. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    also i got a frame for the stupid collage today so that'll look nice arranged on the wall like it has artistic merit

    also to do: think of things to put on the cheapo canvasses and wooden sign thingies i got for cheap from the pound shop
    none of them are big enough to encompass any of the things i listed before (except maybe suck my pokeballs that could work) but i'm fairly sure one of them will look nice if i turn it into a nice big 'FUCK OFF'
     
  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    i'm not trying to be edgy by making all these rude sweary collages btw i'm just expressing things i can't goddamn say with my voice but really want to
     
  6. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    media: exists
    me: okay, but how can i make this about sex
     
  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    new minor npc from an origins expansion dlc: acquired

    Florian Phineas Horatio Aldebrant, Esquire is trans and elfblooded and a bastard, i don't make the rules
     
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  8. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    the wiki goes on about how he's got a great relationship with his parents for someone who lives in a Circle but look that and him actually being someone else's kid are not mutually exclusive
     
  9. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    this is very true and you should say it
    Actually:
    his daddy insisted on his name being Like That bc he can't sire children and was so glad when their taking the occassional random dude into their bed resulted in a child happening. Even if that means the child is an elfblood and a mage and... a nervous fussy dork child...
    But Dad feels a bit Insecure about being Properly his Father.
     
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  10. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    phrases for the two-part 'wooden' hangies:
    -fuck off
    -suck my pokeballs (maybe too long)
    -fresh hell
    -play nice
    -maker's balls
     
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  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    one day imma get into my bag of yarn cutoffs and tie the long bits together into an unholy yarn bastard
     
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    note to self: when feeling less tired, take a day and go to honiton to look at antique shops
     
  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    i need to keep better track of my ocs. i used to keep a database of the damn things
     
  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    SECOND GEN

    [KirvinxMorrigan = Kieran]
    KirvinxRandom Displeased Woman = Livvy
    RioghnachxAlistair = Maitiu, Carlyn, 2x more unnamed offspring
    RogerxMerrill = Elgara, Revas
    MerrilxAnders = 1x unnamed offspring
    MerrilxCullen = 1x unnamed offspring
    NatexAnders = N/A
    TheoxFenris = [Athim]
    RosamundexKetojan = {Kari}, Peach
    ZinniaxSebastian = ?x unnamed offspring (enough to be a decent amount of political marriages)
    ArvarxDorian = ?x unnamed adopted orphans
    KataxSera = N/A
    VigdisxBull = Signe (known as Tater)
    AndyxCullen = Ameridan, Tanaleth, Talas
    HeidrunxJosie = N/A
    TheresaxCassandra = ?x unnamed offspring
    AeronxBlackwall = Garahel (known as Rahel) and Neriah Corinne
    IokastexCole = unnamed daughter
    IokastexSolas = unnamed offspring

    OliverxWade = Cassandra Aveline (known as Cave)
    AodhxElouan = [Elandrin]
    LinxCael = like 5x offspring
    DovexRyol = at least one unfortunate adopted daughter

    @IvyLB did i forget anyone? kids run by you without any involvement of an oc of mine are left out on purpose, because this is sort of an aide-memoire for myself and who the fuck i'm actually running...
    @Mendacity hoi did we ever name any of lin and cael's kids?
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    u forgot the AndersxMerrill baby resulting from shitty little match mage and also the CullenxMerrill child resulting from even later in that timeline if things go my way
     
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  18. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    also add Athim to TheoxFenris u coward u know they adopt him because someone has to >:P
     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    @IvyLB YOUR WISH IS MY GOD-DAMNED COMMAND
    (original post edited)
     
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  20. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    nobody reads this except my friends but i'll do the prompt thing if anyone has any.
    fandoms i know well-ish enough to maybe write something: DA, yu yu hakusho, transformers but only prime and the MTMTE comic, pokemon (all of pokemon except that Hardcore Grimdark Manga), Girl Genius (not up to date but can write generally in the world), ...probably homestuck if i'm pushed, possibly some other things try me why not
     
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