I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

misty didn't take her shirt off, though. shame.

 

'pikachu, use quick attack and climb up the electricity out of the whirlpool!'

i see physics has left the building even more quickly than usual

 

z-moves won against mega evolution that time, but then it was Gigavolt Havoc vs a fucking gyrados, so y'know

 

apparently this episode is just lesbian trio gang up on faba time, and i'm here for it

 

gladion to ash: who ARE you? why did solgaleo and lunala entrust you with this? why did your lycanroc take a special form? what kind of influence do you have on pokemon????????????
me: this is truly my boy, asking the questions we've all been asking for twenty fucking years

 

also, really? you want me to pronounce silvally sil-val-lie? what's wrong with sil-val-li?

 

'make her forget what?'
'an inconvenient past experience that she mustn't remember'

faba i hope you're aware how rapey you sound right now

 

'we may be bad guys but we're not bad bad!'
i love you team rocket

 

jesus h christ faba you're giving off some creepy dude vibes right now

 

lusamine is a much better mother in the anime than she is in the games, which is interesting. i wonder if she'll still turn into a creepy space jellyfish hybrid at any point.

 

...or do the creepy... encasing pokemon in resin thing...
anime lusamine does not seem the type so much and the anime isn't usually dark enough to track a woman's fall into madness and despair and space-jellyfish-hybrid-hood

 

of all the characters to get a magical girl weapon reveal sequence in pink and sparkles i didn't think it'd be faba

Spoiler: big pic

 

faba, apparently trying to hit on an ultra beast: i've waited four long years- i've thought of little else but you-
nihilego: DENIED

Spoiler: big pic

even ultra beasts think you're creepy, faba

 

ah, so lusamine does get to hang out in the space jellyfish dimension, she just got kidnapped there protecting gladion and lily rather than... yknow... fucking off there of her own accord

 

though she sure was smiling weirdly as she got carried off so take that as you will

 

they also seem to have done away with professor kukui's masked wrassling career, sadly

 

lily standing up against the space jellyfish hybrid lusamine and calling it a weak bitch has made my day

 

space jellyfish says fuck you you can't have its tasty human

 

mirrors my brain transposed part of your tagline into that sentence to produce 'succulent space jellyfish' and that is. an image that is now in my brain that i must share

 

first season of sunmoon: 43 episodes of a few important things happening but not really very much, just the usual shenanigans
second season of sunmoon: ELEVEN EPISODES TO PLOW THROUGH THE ENTIRETY OF LILY AND GLADION'S BACKSTORY, RESOLVE IT, FIND NEBBY, HAVE IT EVOLVE INTO SOLGALEO AND RESCUE LUSAMINE GO GO GO GO