I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TwoBrokenMirrors, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    upd8: they did not make the guzzlord kiss. also there were three guzzlord, which is probably too many guzzlord

    also kukui has finally been unmasked as his wrasslin' persona so that's fun
     
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  2. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    other people: wouldn't it be great if this world had real life pokemon
    me, lounging in the background filing my nails with vague menace: this world doesn't deserve pokemon
     
  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    honestly the first thing that pops into my head wrt my ocs being misinterpreted is that Poly would be just. a rapist. Just a straight-up rapist
    or one of those Anime Stereotype Perverts
    possibly some people insisting they fuck their animals as well
    oh man they would also be a pedophile because they love babies
    poly is really easy to turn into The Worst Person Ever as it turns out
     
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  4. TheOwlet

    TheOwlet A feathered pillow filled with salt and science

    meanwhile the entire clan: Poly Is Darling
     
  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    poly: [makes a finger heart]
    also poly: [graffitis the clan living room with strange, arcane messages and bits of Hive spell runes at 3:30am because they got bored]
     
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  6. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    vibs... i mean either people paint him as a ruthless cult leader with a heart of stone, or they paint him as a soft silly gentle giant who achieves nothing. or they decide he hates the vanguard and wants to kill them, which is incorrect.
    or he possibly gets banned for being too Jesusey, which, y'know. valid.

    maggie's easy, because they'll forget she a) is a guardian on active duty and therefore shoots and stabs and electrocutes an awful lot of people, and b) has absurd amounts of sex often with inadvisable people. she'd probably get put on 'ace character of the day' blogs a lot.
     
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  7. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    people: the mathematics involved in crafts should be recognised and called what it is!
    me: please stop reminding me i have to do numbers to knit, the more i think about it the less i can do it
     
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  8. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i just thought about the potential discourse about hall/maggie between his sexual issues and her being labeled Innocent Virginal Ace Icon and i bark-laughed out loud
     
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  9. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    'she would be so horrified at all his perversions'

    she caused half of them
     
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  10. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    Hall-9: I didn't know i had a petplay fetish until she put a collar and leash on me and called me a good puppy :D
    the fandom: he is the pervert. He is an awful sex predator.
     
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  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    type:null's Sword pokedex entry is about how someone stole some secret plans and made another type:null in Galar
    and yet you just get casually handed it when you visit the Battle Tower like 'lmao here u go champ'
    Did Chairman Rose Do This
     
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  12. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    just ran past an npc who was like 'Where's Leon?'

    i ate him and absorbed his power why do you think I'm champion now
     
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  13. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    mfw i realise i've engineered yet another situation where i can have an OC have both sets of functioning genitalia

    i know what i like apparently, and what i like is true or close-enough-to-true (in that both sets don't have to work for reproduction, just for fucking) hermaphrodites
     
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  14. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    me: [is an only somewhat actively gnc butch afab]
    my brain: i've decided your ideal gender expression is extremely gnc twink amab
    me: oh, thank you so much for that
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    of all the things that's got me reading fanfic beyond what my friends write it's trying to hunt down good gay content of Solaire from Dark Souls I

    there's not as much of it as one might like, although the majority of the Chosen Undead/Solaire fics seem to be gay, which is nice
    (there's all of 23 of them, total, once i've pruned out crossovers and anything tagged Major Character Death)
     
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  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    ftr, how it happened:

    me: [peacefully watching an lp of Dark Souls]
    my brain, spotting Solaire: Him
    me: what?
    my brain: H i m
    me: oh yeah i remember that guy he's pretty coo-
    my brain, grabbing me by the lapels: H I M
    me: i think his questline ends really sadl-
    my brain, breathing heavily in my face: h i m
     
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  17. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    what if i played dark souls on stream and then wrote you a thing
    what if i didn't spend money on more games but also hhh embarrassing myself and making stupid jokes
     
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  18. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    i mean far be it from me to demand such a thing of you but that you would offer at all is proof of your deep love and brave character
     
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  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    I sorted out some boxes of books i brought from my parents' back in January and organised my main downstairs bookshelves a little and i'm. pretty pleased with the result given I was working with pretty limited space. It is full of things that please me to look at, and you can still access most of the books with minimal effort. Comments on bookshelf welcome. Pls admire bookshelf.
    20200430_193718.jpg

    (that's my cat's face in the lower left corner ftr)
     
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  20. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    top shelf on the right (closest to camera) is historical and general nonfiction/humour
    the two shelves below are specifically ancient greek and roman writing, primary and secondary sources (with a couple of norse saga books at the beginning)
    two shelves below that are fiction (most of my fiction is still back at my parents')
    the bottom shelf is fandom/geeky nonfiction (and a little bit of overflow fiction), so books about star trek, lotr, comics etc

    the entire left-hand shelving and everything stacked in front is my collection of books about the supernatural/paranormal/mythological/generally esoteric
     
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