I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TwoBrokenMirrors, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    it's been raining the entire time i've been playing, and i come out of fort virtue and it's not just raining it's actively thunderstorming
    mirkel (that's his name) is a very damp, slightly aggrieved dunmer right now
     
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  2. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    geez i was just walking along the road you didn't have to shoot fireballs at me you giant cock
     
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  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    kvatch via every single ruin on the way there
     
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  4. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    hey... bitch... don't kill me... i just wanted to say hi... with my fire spells and my sword... i don't even know who the fuck you are
    maybe i shoulda asked, come to think
     
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  5. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    a quick scavenge in the oblivion wiki turns up the fact that she's part of a daedric quest later on and i feel like i probably shouldn't fight her at level three
    might try to say hi though. hi ms. regretful killer, do you have a creepy sword on you?
     
  6. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    so i went to say hi, stole her torches, pickpocketed her of five gold, she told me umbra is everything and to get out while i can, i said ok, stole some cloth, took a nap in her bedroll and left
     
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  7. Codeless

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    As you do
     
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  8. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    i mean that's a perfectly normal sort of interaction in the Elder Scrolls universe, let's be real here
     
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  9. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    one of these days my habit of sleeping in any random bedroll i find will catch up with me and i'll wake up a vampire
     
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  10. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    (that can happen)

    (it would pretty much be the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae that is mirkel's life)
     
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  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    hmm
    ruin guarded by three little impy demon things
    two more inside
    two stone thrones i can sit in if i like
    crystal ball
    strange bubbly alchemy equipment
    'read: book of daedra'
     
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  12. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    [​IMG]
    Pictures of mirkel sitting places he probably shouldn't, number 2 of ???
     
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  13. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    there were some conjurers, i killed them. if they'd had a chance to pay attention, i'm sure they would have been very embarrassed at a scrawny dunmer crouched in a corner being able to let off spells that literally one-shotted them

    (i turned the difficulty really low)
     
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  14. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    my sneak skill is p good
    that woman was looking right at me when i pickpocketed her mana potion and shot her in the face with ice
     
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  15. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    it turns out if you're willing to swim through weird milky water filled tunnels you may be able to find dead people with loot
     
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  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    well i made it to the next town and found two other places to explore later, so that's enough oblivion-ing for me i think today

    ...Mirkel needs a developed personality beyond 'mildly beleaguered and intrinsically dishonest, but in an honest sort of way'
     
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  17. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    played some Final Fantasy X as requested
    main impressions:
    - tidus is a good boy with bad shorts (even if i did rename him DaviBeck)
    - so many pirahnas???
    - DA mashed into pokemon with ps2 anime graphics
    - what is happening
     
  18. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    - bring back rikku and give her some pants
     
  19. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    seriously it can't be comfortable to just, like
    wear a leather strap between your legs
    not even like a thong strap that can at least nestle between your buttcheeks just
    a strap
    and some kind of strange boob harness
     
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  20. TwoBrokenMirrors

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    (i'm not even thinking about this from a girls-are-objectified standpoint and would prefer that not to be brought up, i'm literally just like
    gurl that so uncomfy especially on a salvage ship on the god-damn ocean
    whispers
    the chafing)
     
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