I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

it's been raining the entire time i've been playing, and i come out of fort virtue and it's not just raining it's actively thunderstorming
mirkel (that's his name) is a very damp, slightly aggrieved dunmer right now

 

geez i was just walking along the road you didn't have to shoot fireballs at me you giant cock

 

kvatch via every single ruin on the way there

 

hey... bitch... don't kill me... i just wanted to say hi... with my fire spells and my sword... i don't even know who the fuck you are
maybe i shoulda asked, come to think

 

a quick scavenge in the oblivion wiki turns up the fact that she's part of a daedric quest later on and i feel like i probably shouldn't fight her at level three
might try to say hi though. hi ms. regretful killer, do you have a creepy sword on you?

 

so i went to say hi, stole her torches, pickpocketed her of five gold, she told me umbra is everything and to get out while i can, i said ok, stole some cloth, took a nap in her bedroll and left

 

As you do

 

i mean that's a perfectly normal sort of interaction in the Elder Scrolls universe, let's be real here

 

one of these days my habit of sleeping in any random bedroll i find will catch up with me and i'll wake up a vampire

 

(that can happen)

(it would pretty much be the shit cherry on top of the shit sundae that is mirkel's life)

 

hmm
ruin guarded by three little impy demon things
two more inside
two stone thrones i can sit in if i like
crystal ball
strange bubbly alchemy equipment
'read: book of daedra'

 

Pictures of mirkel sitting places he probably shouldn't, number 2 of ???

 

there were some conjurers, i killed them. if they'd had a chance to pay attention, i'm sure they would have been very embarrassed at a scrawny dunmer crouched in a corner being able to let off spells that literally one-shotted them

(i turned the difficulty really low)

 

my sneak skill is p good
that woman was looking right at me when i pickpocketed her mana potion and shot her in the face with ice

 

it turns out if you're willing to swim through weird milky water filled tunnels you may be able to find dead people with loot

 

well i made it to the next town and found two other places to explore later, so that's enough oblivion-ing for me i think today

...Mirkel needs a developed personality beyond 'mildly beleaguered and intrinsically dishonest, but in an honest sort of way'

 

played some Final Fantasy X as requested
main impressions:
- tidus is a good boy with bad shorts (even if i did rename him DaviBeck)
- so many pirahnas???
- DA mashed into pokemon with ps2 anime graphics
- what is happening

 

- bring back rikku and give her some pants

 

seriously it can't be comfortable to just, like
wear a leather strap between your legs
not even like a thong strap that can at least nestle between your buttcheeks just
a strap
and some kind of strange boob harness

 

(i'm not even thinking about this from a girls-are-objectified standpoint and would prefer that not to be brought up, i'm literally just like
gurl that so uncomfy especially on a salvage ship on the god-damn ocean
whispers
the chafing)