I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

pls know i love ava so fucking much

 

There is a very special circle of hell for people who take their bikes out once in a blue moon but when they do they put them back in the bike shed somewhere deeply inconvenient for me, who gets their bike out nearly every day

 

I haven't written smut in so long???
and i keep reading things that don't go into detail on the sex and frankly it's a disappointment every time
thank you grandmaster of demonic cultivation for having like 60% of the post-story extras be extremely horny you're the welcome outlier here

 

so i went back to poke-hunting in Y after [checks watch] two and a half years or so, and the very first horde in which Zangoose appeared i was intending to show Ivy how the sevipers just murder it and... they didn't, and i caught it. Fuckin' sick, in several different senses

 

Demonstration Effect?

 

APPARENTLY

 

the only thing the universe loves more than inconveniencing you is making you look silly. I've been using this to find small lost items for years by complaining loudly to everyone I can until they turn up in an embarrassingly obvious place. works every time B)

If this were the Discworld, I would definitely be giving some small god their first step

 

I AM FORCED TO AGREE ON ALL POINTS

 

i am FUCKING SICK of hunting taillow so i'm declaring it now: moving on

 

Taillow eludes you still?

 

well it only shows up in hordes
and there's a lower chance of a horde showing up opposed to a single pokemon
and then an even lower chance of that horde being of taillow
i believe 5%?
so
yes

 

glittering cave: onix, kangaskhan, mawile

 

route 10: eevee
horde: yanma, nosepass

 

5% chance of eevees and i just ran into three of them in quick succession

 

oh that explains it i'm in the flowers and there's a 20% chance in there. eevees like flowers

 

awwww. eevees got good taste.

 

route 11: nidoran m & f, nidorina, nidorino, starly, staravia, stunky

 

reflection cave: sableye

 

shalour city: good rod: chinchou, remoraid
super rod: lanturn, octillery, alomomola

 

route 12: exeggcute, tauros, heracross, pachirisu, mareep
surfing: mantyke
good rod: clamperl
super rod: corsola, gorebyss

i was gonna catch a lapras but turns out there's a guy who just GIVES you one who i'd missed, so there's that