I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

Discussion in 'Your Bijou Blogette' started by TwoBrokenMirrors, Dec 17, 2018.

  1. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    The chafing indeed.
     
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  2. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    i don't believe in decency, restraint or normally-sized pancakes
     
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  3. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    proof here

    ...google photo link to pancakes photo
     
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  4. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    you mean those aren't normally-sized pancakes???
    is it really a pancake if it doesn't take up the whole pan
     
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  5. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    those are damn sexy pancakes
     
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  6. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    i.... fucking forgot for a second you guys don't make pancakes that take up the whole pan usually.......... i wouldn't even know how to keep them smaller with the german recipes
     
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  7. Loq

    Loq AND ANOTHER THING (ABOUT PIGEONS)--

    I mean you CAN make them smaller but that's for LOSERS and anyway as far as I've ever seen "smaller" pancakes just bleed into each other and become Omnipancake if you try to make more than one at a time
     
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  8. Codeless

    Codeless Cheshire Cat

    Borgcake
     
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  9. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    i mostly just really hate standing over the pan for ages, so maximum batter in pan at all times to minimise cooking efforts
     
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  10. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    gonna dump some star trek screenshots
     
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  11. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    cute beeb.png
    I don't even remember who this is but the image name is 'cute beeb' and who am i to argue with my past self
    erm.png
    I left the episode info in purely so i can one day go back and remind myself why Tuvok is oozing, because clearly this is important
    FUCKING HELL.PNG
    [sinister music]
    gaint n smol.png
    i demand immediate access to a pocket doctor
    head honcho.PNG
    I think i screenshotted this dude purely for his fashionable jumpsuit
    hello friend.PNG
    boo
    hubba hubba.png
    correctly filenamed 'hubba hubba'
    i believe you.PNG
    but are you sure
    janeway with her hair down.png janeway.png
    janeway is hot as fuck figs 1 & 2
     
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  12. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    kirk no.png
    kirk where do you think you're looking
    kirk noo.PNG
    patented Kirk Face (TM)
    landed voyager.png
    Voyager has tiny little leggies and i physically cannot get over this
    leonard nimoy with a big fucking gn.PNG
    Spock what are you planning on doing with that even
    mmmm.PNG
    well hi
    nightie nightie.PNG
    the future... is fashionable
    niPPLES.PNG
    the future is so fashionable we won't even need bras
    normal.png
    why did past me repeatedly screenshot tuvok in medbay
    now kiss.png
    i had to lighten this up to even remember who it was but it's Tom and Harry and i filenamed it 'now kiss' and that's all you really need to know
    oooh betty.PNG
    [SINISTER MUSICING INTENSIFIES]
     
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  13. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    oops.PNG
    butt shot
    pls mccoy.PNG
    pls mccoy have some respect for your patients' personal space even if the ship is exploding
    proof.PNG
    early TOS had no idea what it was doing fig 1
    seven of nine.png
    it's Seven of Nine when she was hot i mean before they deborged her
    shirtless sulu.PNG
    oh myyyy
    soooo.PNG
    kirk....
    spock.PNG
    ...spock! that's an intense stare sir.PNG
    kinky? the doctor accidentally a signless.png
    doctor you are not the Signless why are your pants so high
    this shot is famous for a reason.PNG
    this one speaks for itself
     
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  14. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    titties vs no titties.PNG
    here we see the natural division of outfits between Lady Jumpsuits and Gentleman Jumpsuits if you are a sixties television producer titties.PNG
    kiss, uh, my ass
    tuvik.png
    horrible transporter accident man is cute news at eleven uh.PNG
    i'm just going to leave this one alone
    um kirk.PNG
    and this one, i'm going to leave this one alone as well
    very special episode.png
    DOUBLE THE SEXY whu.png
    i'm pretty sure i screenshotted this because i'm fascinated by this actress' face she looks like a doll widdle babby borg.png
    abominations of nature and science continue to be adorable, film at eleven
    wtf.PNG
    a good one to end on, I think
     
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  15. artistformerlyknownasdave

    artistformerlyknownasdave revenge of ricky schrödinger

    oh massive mood
     
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  16. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    look it's not that i don't appreciate the catsuit she walks around in afterwards but just
    give me the borg accoutrements they're so
    they're so
     
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  17. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    anyway if this proves anything it's that i take screenshots according to strange whims of my own that are not evident to most mere mortals
    a quick glance at my dragon age screenshot folder will confirm this further
    (...if anyone actually wants to look at my dragon age screenshot folder it's on google photos so i can provide a link. but be kind and don't do that to yourself)
     
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  18. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    ..it also proves that star trek is quite a weird show
    just generally
     
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  19. IvyLB

    IvyLB Hardcore Vigilante Gay Chicken Facilitator

    you say that like I don't have so many duplicates just to potentially catch a good part of an idle animation that i literally have two full folders of just brejan
     
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  20. TwoBrokenMirrors

    TwoBrokenMirrors Succulent Vex Belly

    decided this thread needed a better name
     
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