I'M CAPTAIN KIRK

The chafing indeed.

 

i don't believe in decency, restraint or normally-sized pancakes

 

proof here

...google photo link to pancakes photo

 

you mean those aren't normally-sized pancakes???
is it really a pancake if it doesn't take up the whole pan

 

those are damn sexy pancakes

 

i.... fucking forgot for a second you guys don't make pancakes that take up the whole pan usually.......... i wouldn't even know how to keep them smaller with the german recipes

 

I mean you CAN make them smaller but that's for LOSERS and anyway as far as I've ever seen "smaller" pancakes just bleed into each other and become Omnipancake if you try to make more than one at a time

 

Borgcake

 

i mostly just really hate standing over the pan for ages, so maximum batter in pan at all times to minimise cooking efforts

 

gonna dump some star trek screenshots

 

Spoiler: many image

I don't even remember who this is but the image name is 'cute beeb' and who am i to argue with my past self

I left the episode info in purely so i can one day go back and remind myself why Tuvok is oozing, because clearly this is important

[sinister music]

i demand immediate access to a pocket doctor

I think i screenshotted this dude purely for his fashionable jumpsuit

boo

correctly filenamed 'hubba hubba'

but are you sure

janeway is hot as fuck figs 1 & 2

 

Spoiler: yet more

kirk where do you think you're looking

patented Kirk Face (TM)

Voyager has tiny little leggies and i physically cannot get over this

Spock what are you planning on doing with that even

well hi

the future... is fashionable

the future is so fashionable we won't even need bras

why did past me repeatedly screenshot tuvok in medbay

i had to lighten this up to even remember who it was but it's Tom and Harry and i filenamed it 'now kiss' and that's all you really need to know

[SINISTER MUSICING INTENSIFIES]

 

Spoiler: and more

butt shot

pls mccoy have some respect for your patients' personal space even if the ship is exploding

early TOS had no idea what it was doing fig 1

it's Seven of Nine when she was hot i mean before they deborged her

oh myyyy

kirk....

...spock!
kinky?
doctor you are not the Signless why are your pants so high

this one speaks for itself

 

Spoiler: the last one thank god

here we see the natural division of outfits between Lady Jumpsuits and Gentleman Jumpsuits if you are a sixties television producer
kiss, uh, my ass

horrible transporter accident man is cute news at eleven
i'm just going to leave this one alone

and this one, i'm going to leave this one alone as well

DOUBLE THE SEXY
i'm pretty sure i screenshotted this because i'm fascinated by this actress' face she looks like a doll
abominations of nature and science continue to be adorable, film at eleven

a good one to end on, I think

 

oh massive mood

 

look it's not that i don't appreciate the catsuit she walks around in afterwards but just
give me the borg accoutrements they're so
they're so

 

anyway if this proves anything it's that i take screenshots according to strange whims of my own that are not evident to most mere mortals
a quick glance at my dragon age screenshot folder will confirm this further
(...if anyone actually wants to look at my dragon age screenshot folder it's on google photos so i can provide a link. but be kind and don't do that to yourself)

 

..it also proves that star trek is quite a weird show
just generally

 

you say that like I don't have so many duplicates just to potentially catch a good part of an idle animation that i literally have two full folders of just brejan

 

decided this thread needed a better name