images that make you go "hmmm"

I don't know if this is all of the USA or just Texas, but I'm pretty sure ice cream standards are way lower than other places. The idea of calling something a frozen novelty is hilarious considering lots of fast food places around here add instant potato flakes to their ice cream recipe to stretch it and it's still considered "ice cream"

 

They do what now

 

They add potato flakes. Like "instant mashed potatoes" potato flakes. It's cheaper and keeps the icecream from melting really fast

 

you also see “frozen dairy dessert” a lot on freezer shelves in the US. I think maybe it has to do with how much corn syrup or thickening agent they use?

 

Has longcat gone too far?

Spoiler: animated gif

 

I can't tell if this is adorable or creepy.

 

he could kill you in your sleep but he won't

 

That's Precious, Actually

 

Apparently this flavor has been out for a while and I'm just now seeing it, but. I don't like it. It's not full leaning to cursed but I don't like the implications



Yes it's an actual real flavor launched late January and not shopped

 

skinny donut

 

Now they're fat-shaming donuts, sheesh.

 

Just... why?

 

never lose your keys again

 

ngl i love that and i want to try and recreate it. maybe with fake skeleton key charms! would make a hell of a steampunk look.

 

for when u need open door VERY FAST

alternately, the easiest way to key every car on the street

 

I want this.

 

that's an odd way to ask me to accept terms and conditions, huh

 

Please tell me I'm not the only one to whom those little black shapes look like dicks.

 

I feel like that pic belongs in "lord almighty, that's a dick"