In the might names of Kibo, Eris, and "Bob", I pronounce @swirlingflight and @unknownanonymous OFFICIALLY KINTSUGI INTERNET MARRIED For as long as we feel like it. LET THE DRINKING BEGIN!
YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING CUTE except you @Vast Derp you're a turd baggie, fuckin hatemarry me already you know you want to
Fuck who was I marrying? I've got my 30 dollarydoos (accounted for currency exchange) Though I feel like this gentleman is more appropriate for cdcf
By the power granted to me by Keyboard Cat and the "Leave Britney Alone!" kid, I declare @Kit and @Anomal(eee) OFFICIALLY KINTSUGI INTERNET MARRIED For as long as we feel like it. COMMENCE THE CHICKEN DANCE!