Hey @IvyLB night of my life, I know we already exchanged vows in cdcf2, but would you do me the honour of officially palemarrying you again in the official marriage thread?
Just remember that in my pic I am standing on a desk holding a quill pen bigger than me, with my foot on the letter H - and the letter is bigger than my foot. I is not a giant.
i know i'm supposed to be doing the toast, but if anybody wants to be my disappointed spouse whispering "where have all the cowboys gone?" in about 14 years i'm also single as fuck *hides goatse themed kismering* SHIT I DIDN'T DRESS UP YET
Hoy @albedo @TwoBrokenMirrors @kmoss , get hyu hatz ve iz gettink married! @Lissiel ken be hour jäger ov honour.
short story, this is a thread for a 50+ tangent conversation in CDCF, where we eventually decided to have mass fake internet marriages.
... Ok, so if one of my cake husbands was to disappear on our wedding night, would that be suspicious? More importantly, would I still inherit all of its assets, because that cake is loaded... With buttercream.
Okay I wanna get Kintsugi married! Who wants to get Kintsugi married with me? I play lots of Dragon Age and will be a really well-dressed groom/bride/beau with the best makeup you've ever seen