JoJo's Bizarre Forum Thread

Discussion in 'Fan Town' started by paintcat, Sep 17, 2016.

  1. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    there is one theory i’ve heard that suggests josuke was accidentally sent back in time to save himself by a particular enemy stand from a timeline where he survived crazy diamond’s stand sickness without the help of that random pomp/without being conscious at the time, causing him to not becone inspired, grow up as a normal delinquent, and fail to defeat the stand user.
    he then went on to become an anbulance driver.
     
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  2. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    but wait, if he wasn't inspired to wear that pomp, how would he have the pomp when he saved himself?
    That theory is flawed.
     
  3. Ipuntya

    Ipuntya return of eggplant

    it’s a joke theory, but the answer is bc he becomes a delinquent instead of a good kid, and delinquents stereotypically wear the pomp. canon josuke dresses like a delinquent but is a precious boy and the very opposite of one
     
  4. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    ohhhhh lol
     
  5. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    No, Josuke, I REALLY don't think it's that kind of hunting
    ....A rat.
    With Stand abilities.
    I gotta see this
    did... did he seriously say something in Japanese that could get translated as "kewl"? I love Josuke so much.
    "if it steps into your range and you miss, it'll never step into your range again". Okay so, one of them will miss and they have one shot each. Gotcha.
    "set a camera and a rat trap" seems standard enough

    aaaaand there it is
    that is no ordinary rat
    goddamn, melting and resolidifying flesh within their bodies
    I'm fucking eating, this is gross as fuck lol

    holy fuck
    it took down a household already
    JESUS CHRIST
    THAT IS HORRIFYING
    FUCKING RATS
    ...NICE SHOT

    ..a fucking gun
    the rat's stand is a fucking gun
    I love this fucking show

    JEEZ, THERE'S TWO?!
    ok, Josuke, fix them all up and go find that fucking rat
    we went from pellets to rifle rounds. Well then.
    whoa, 70 fucking meters? Jeez

    the contrast between the tense "we might be the ones being hunted"-cut to sniper sight looking at them, and the fact that it's a fucking rat
    it's just
    I love this fucking show

    THE RAT SET A RAT TRAP FOR JOJO
    I
    WOW
    oh, so now he goes "Star Platinum, The World" when he's referring to using timestop? That's cool

    jeez
    oh fuck, he missed
    .....ooooh
    ok, good, now he's got a clear shot
    and it's finally fucking down

    goddammit Josuke, stop bragging and fix Jotaro
    I'm seriously loving all of these episodes
     
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  6. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    Yeah, Koichi's reaction to seeing him again is... accurate
    that's... huh. An alley that's right in front of a large public map isn't on said large public map.
    ngl, if they wanted to hide an alley they did a shitty job :P
    Rohan: "This is mysterious and bizarre and we need to investigate!"
    Koichi: "Huh, neat, you found a map error!"

    oh, a looping maze type thing? Cool!
    holy fuck, there's something in the sky?

    "IT WON'T WORK ON LAME PEOPLE LIKE JOSUKE WHO DON'T LIKE MY MANGA" I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
    Anyway, that's... well that's one way the girl stopped being a problem? But we didn't even know who she was or if she was actually bad?
    aaaaaaaaaaaaand she's not a Stand user. Whoops!
    Ok, so what is hiding here?

    ohhh, so this ghost story? with the girl and the dog and the hand licking?
    I've heard it from like, 3 different sources. One of which was the memey "then who was dog?!" format
    calling it right now: she's the girl.
    oh, lol, nah she's just being a dick
    good

    WELL THEN
    omfg
    "I was the girl and we're both ghosts" that's
    that was casual
    that's so weird
    "oh btw, I'm a ghost and you're somewhere in between the living and the dead"

    nope
    looping maze, remember? no escape
    I take it the girl's murderer was, in fact, a Stand user?
    "stop treating me like a vengeful spirit" YOU WERE THE ONE BEING ALL CREEPY AND SHIT
    well, yeah, if the way you introduce yourself is "here's a horror story SURPRISE I'M THE GIRL WHO WAS MURDERED AND AM A GHOST!" no shit people are gonna be scared
    ...though, I imagine most people would get scared anyway

    oh fuck
    so, a fuckton of people are being killed in secret
    what the actual fuck is going on in Morioh
    ooh, I know who you could use to track the murderer down!
    Just one question: how many 30,000-yen Polaroids-style cameras do they have on hand?

    pffff, Koichi with the "don't worry, he's actually as much of an asshole as he appeared"
    "don't turn around" oh we're pulling some Greek mythology into this too? Cool!

    that was
    spooky as fuck
    well then
    that's one way to fix it
    I'm glad Rohan's power is so fucking powerful

    oh
    so he was there
    huh
    well then, let's find us a murderer!
    yeah, Josuke's right. If he's not a Stand user, chances are Jotaro and Joseph won't really prioritize him
    chances that the driver is a bad guy?
    ....yep
    that would do it
    His girlfriend is a hand.
    ....what the fuck.

    everyone's focused on their individual problems, such as.....
    Josuke has no money
    yeah, cause Joseph spent it all on baby stuff, remember?

    oh
    well then
    To be fair, if you had 1100 dollars and spent it all on random shit, that's... kiiinda on you
    yes I Googled the exchange rate in 1999 DON'T JUDGE ME
    (1000 yen was somewhere between 80 and 90 dollars, and has a similar exchange rate now)

    ....the fuck? A Stand just. There?
    it. Found. A single Yen?
    Someone is using their supernatural powers to scavenge under furniture for pennies.

    OH MY GOD
    someone is using their supernatural powers to scavenge for HUNDREDS of pennies in public places. That is amazing
    and honestly the best fucking use for that Stand
    JEEZ, souring for dimes turns up a 40-dollar loot? I gotta try it someday!

    Harvest, huh?
    ok so, it said "these are all 10-yen and 50-yen coins" but like, there's a ton of 100-yen coins in that pile
    that's... actually true
    JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 120k in a day?!
    Okuyasu? Bad. Bad Okuyasu. No stealing from the 100-dollar-a-day scavenger
    BAD OKUYASU! NO TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM EITHER!
    what are you gonna do?
    ah, a lesson in friendship
    oh god, what are you doing
    HOLY FUCK THAT'S BRILLIANT
    HOLY SHIT

    oh, okay, side plot with Koichi?
    no, just a setup for Episode 20, I guess
    hey, 350 buck's worth of videogames can probably buy you a PS1 or N64 and a couple of games in 1999, so don't diss it!
    good news in 3...2....1...

    ...Shigechi, no, that's. No why would that be the first thing you do with all the money
    Shigechi.... Josuke...
    Joseph voice "oh my god...."
    he does have a good point. Just take the 16% and move on
    GUYS

    Jotaro voice
    "yare yare daze"

    Okuyasu why
    guyyyyyyyys
    Josuke's right
    oh god here we go, what are they scheming now
    ok yeah he's being a jerk WHY IS EVERYONE A JERK

    holy fuck Okuyasu won the lottery
    aaaaaaaand Shigechi doesn't wanna share. Of course.
    Welp

    Part two!
    yeah ngl, that's sorta the reaction anyone would have if they won 45,000 dollars
    wait why the dramatic zoom? Is he a Stand user or something?
    of course they didn't check the "write your name here" thing
    goddammit

    oh kanji, you're so fucking weird
    changing the signature by deleting the plural and turning it into a completely different word
    I know literally one kanji group (tree-woods-forest). Now I know how it's said! Thanks, JJBA!
    OH MY GOD THEY PULLED IT OFF
    yeah, Shigechi, that was a team effort. You picked it up, Okuyasu went through the tickets and was the one who found it, and if it hadn't been for Josuke you wouldn't have been able to cash it in
    wooooow, what a fucking asshole
    oh my god
    HOLY FUCK
    ok so. Yeah. What an asshole.
    2.5 million yen. Why the fuck isn't that good enough?

    ooh, I'm seriously loving these creative uses of Stands
    oh my fucking god, is he summoning Harvests inside their bodies?
    OH MY GOD, HE MADE THEM DRUNK
    OH FUCK OWWWW
    ok, so pretend to bow down to him and then attack when his guard is down. Simple, but effective.
    "did you really think I'd fall for that?" Josuke's "yes" in 3...2...1.....
    or, Okuyasu being a badass. That works too!

    heh, nice going.
    please tell me you kept one scrap to bring the others back
    omfg
    yeah, after all that trouble, I think thirds is a good fucking deal

    wow

    really? We're gonna go through this again?
    oh, cool
    he actually got the money
    thirds is good

    this was. An episode.
     
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  7. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    ok so, Yukako Yamagishi, Arc 2!
    ah, ok, she's pining for him. In a, uh. Somewhat less unhealthy way than before, I guess.
    oh, that was a quick little focus on that guy. He's the one who I've seen being cosplayed a ton, right? I imagine he's the murderer or smth
    So, her plan is.... to be attractive to Koichi?
    Idk if it'll work, the reason he's not interested is more than just your looks
    but then again, this is Jojo and the makeup person could be a Stand user so you never know
    to marry a celebrity? Yeah she's a Stand user
    aesthetician, that's a cool word
    Yeah, pro tip: when someone tells you something about your life in Morioh, don't bother denying it. They are always right. And also Stand users.
    "Only makeup and beauty massages". And a bit of Stand power.

    oh my god

    goddammit Koichi
    oh well

    wow

    what the hell, that's some weird Stand power

    "I WANT HIM NOW!" "no, you gotta be patient and have a good heart" could that... possibly be... a further character development arc?
    ....or not
    oh my god
    goddammit Yukako, could you be patient for once in your life?

    oh my god Joseph still has the fucking baby?


    wait, she's been avoiding him?
    ooh! so apparently after it wears off it makes you look weird?
    oh, the makeup falls off?
    heh
    he actually likes her
    "can you remember your face?" Lol I'd definitely not be able to
    oh, we're pulling a Spirited Away thing now, are we? "None of these"
    Ooooh! Let Koichi choose? That's a very good solution

    heheh, of course that worked
    kinda dumb of Koichi to offer his own sight like that
    but I guess it all worked out in the end?
    anyway. Next up is a plot-relevant 2-parter so I'll save it for tomorrow
    or another day. We'll see.
     
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  8. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    OK, the whole thing with Abdul in Stardust Crusaders was sort of mean.
     
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  9. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    Man, the fights with the Egyptian god Stands are all ending in anticlimaxes/punchlines. Although Oingo and Boingo got their own ED, so that was fun.
     
  10. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    Let's see if I can catch up with 19 episodes before next Sunday, shall we?

    Hello, person who people cosplay a ton
    (and who is probably the serial killer Jojo is looking for)

    [​IMG]
    I have a feeling this statement is wrong on both counts.
    he doesn't Stand out you say
    :P

    oh DON'T LICK SAUCE OFF OF A DEAD PERSON'S HAND THAT'S GROSS
    WHAT THE FUCK

    aaand Shigechi has the same kind of bag as Yoshikage
    which can only mean
    accidental switching and discovering a severed hand in a food bag. I give it 2 minutes
    ...one and a half!

    15 years he's been killing people, huh?

    OH MY GOD HOW ARE ALL 3 OF YOU SUCH DICKS ABOUT MONEY
    I can't even be mad cause you're just dicks to each other

    ...omfg he's trapped rip Kira
    OH WOW THAT WENT ABOUT AS BADLY AS IT COULD'VE

    ...I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT WORKED
    that is two near-misses in a row
    and now I want Subway

    Yeahhhhhh, I have a feeling Shigechi's chances in this fight are...
    less than good
    Killer Queen, huh?
    yeah, no skipping a beat, we're moving straight into part 2

    HOLY FUCK
    Shigechi is
    dead?
    holy fuck

    Jeez, people see a kid all bloodied up and they go "ew, gross, let's ignore him"?

    HOLY FUCK

    HOLY
    FUCK

    HE JUST

    HOLY

    FUCK

    at least
    they have one small clue
    they got everyone together
    and he found his next victim


    >Bash:
    Haha! Yes, things are getting real.


    >evilas: YES THEY SURE FUCKING ARE
    right now Kira just killed his tailor
    cause Jotaro and Koichi almost found him
    NICE REACTION JOTARO
    AND NOW I NEED TO KEEP WATCHING
    CAUSE I CAN'T JUST STOP THERE
     
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  11. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    Heart Attack, huh? That's the name of the attack?
    the tank bomb
    what's the refrance?
    I got Killer Queen, the song. Idk what Heart Attack is referencing

    yeah, I'm sorry Jotaro, but this time I'm with Koichi. You're just being stubborn.

    ....okay, I was wrong
    Koichi, pull Echoes back

    JEEZ
    HOLY SHIT
    FUCK
    FUCK
    WHERE'S JOSUKE WHEN YOU NEED HIM

    yeah he's not dead yet
    PFFFFFFFF
    Chase after the word "sizzle" that's amazing
    I knew he'd do something like that

    OH MY GOD WHY DID IT TAKE YOU SO LONG TO TELL HIM WHERE YOU WERE

    "Echoes Act 2 was killed" Not this shit again. Act 3???? Really?

    OH MY GOD
    ...did it seriously say "S H I T" in English?
    I'm love Echoes

    OH MY GOD
    whoa
    Act 3 can just
    Do stuff as long as it rhymes?
    I'm just gonna
    keep watching


    >Bash: The tank is actually called Sheer Heart Attack iirc


    >evilas: ooh


    >Bash:
    It's another Queen thing.


    >evilas: huh
    I have never heard of that


    >Bash:
    Google says it's an album title.


    >evilas: I really wanna know more about Act 3's powers
    shorter range

    Oh man
    Act 3's "S-H-I-T" is almost as good as Joseph's "oh my god"

    he bombed a tissue for Koichi's bloody nose? Really?
    NICE FUCKING GOING, KOICHI
    Ooooh! Having him lose his temper, are we?
    OH MY GOD NO
    NO I SWEAR IF KOICHI DIES

    YES
    NICE GOING JOTARO

    ....really?
    he's going with the "oh my god what happened I'm just a bystander" strategy?
    And it's gonna work, too
    OR NOT!
    NICE CATCH!

    oh my god
    at everything, just
    oh my god

    holy fuck
    he got away
    but everything that happened
    from him cutting off his own hand
    to Josuke using it to track him
    to him changing his face
    oh my god
    that
    that is one hell of a series of things that happened


    >Bash: Riiiiight?? There's a reason people like part 4 so much.


    >evilas:
    YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT
    I LOVE EVERYTHING
    THIS IS SO GOOD


    >Bash: :D

    I love how half of my reactions are just,
    "OH FUCK", "HOLY SHIT!", "OH MY GOD"
    I sound like Joseph, lol
     
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  12. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    ...well then. I guess if he had to take anyone's identity, an unloving husband is as good a person as any, right?

    oh my god he kept his fingernail clippings?? Sorted by year?????
    OH MY GOD

    what the fuck
    so. He uses his fingernail lengths. To see when is a good year to kill.
    what the fuck

    his father?
    was he a Stand user?
    is the camera a Stand?

    wait what?
    I mean
    that makes sense
    but
    still
    okay, they can interact with ghosts using Stands. Makes sense

    oh
    so they're also in the photo
    well then

    HOLY SHIT
    JOTARO THAT'S BRILLIANT
    TAKING A PICTURE OF THE PICTURE
    -"Josuke, say something cool" -Josuke proceeds to say something extremely lame

    oh my god Koichi you naive idiot I love you
    "oh but what if he really can't breathe, I'm claustrophobic too"
    Koichi is my favorite character in all of Jojo
    there I said it

    OH MY GOD IS HE GONNA GET THEM TO OPEN THE PHOTOGRAPH SO HE CAN ESCAPE?
    yep
    and it fucking worked
    because Okuyasu and Koichi
    those fucking idiots I love them

    OH MY GOD HOW DOES HE HAVE THE ARROW

    JJBA.png
    have I mentioned I absolutely fucking love this show?

    there's multiple arrows, then.

    I cannot believe that Yoshikage "Serial Killer McExplodeyboy" Kira is a better husband than the person whose identity he took over
    and she fell in love with him
    well then
    I love. Many things.

    And have several questions, such as "who even created these arrows? And how?"
    "Will they find all the arrows?"
    "What the fuck is gonna happen to Joseph's baby?"
    Find out next time on "Whatever The Fuck This Liveblog Type Thing Is!"

    On to the next one I guess!

    oh so the arrow knows who's strong enough?
    Huh

    That's a good idea, Rohan! Taking pictures of everyone
    And the culprit is, in fact, in that album

    Janken
    ....oh
    apparently that's Rock Paper Scissors?
    oh my god what is up with that kid
    wow what a fucking brat

    that's
    that's actually a pretty good understanding of rock-paper-scissors
    though
    there's still a fair bit of luck involved

    a rock-paper-scissors match... TO THE DEATH!
    that's my kind of show
    [​IMG]

    hehe, I knew he was gonna go with paper now
    and
    hmm

    let's see if my experience with this pays off
    so, he just played paper twice in a row and won
    which means a normal player would expect paper a third time and go with scissors
    but Janken Kid knows he knows better than that
    so either
    he's gonna play rock, triple-bluffing him
    or
    he's gonna say he'll play rock
    and play paper again
    but that sounds too simple
    ...
    Rohan will expect him to play rock
    but we know that in the end, Rohan will win
    so
    hmm
    I would definitely expect Janken to win
    .....unless
    they tie
    they both play paper
    no
    they both play scissors

    here's what I think is gonna happen
    1) Naively, Rohan expects Janken to play paper again, and plays scissors. Janken expects Rohan to play paper to counter what he thinks will be a rock play, and plays scissors
    they tie
    2) so Janken defaults back to the original strategy and plays Rock. Rohan plays paper, having worked this out
    it's either that, or the same scenario but with them both tying with rock then Rohan winning with scissors
    that's my prediction. That one of those two will happen

    THEY TIED WITH PAPER
    HOLY FUCK
    THAT I DID NOT EXPECT
    I KNEW THEY'D TIE
    I DIDN'T EXPECT THEM TO TIE WITH PAPER
    I didn't expect them to go down the "this is the unlucky choice, huh?" route
    OH MY GOD AND NOW THEY TIE WITH ROCK
    and now
    the third time
    we're back to #2 and Rohan wins with scissors? I just didn't expect them to tie twice

    what
    the fuck
    ???
    OH
    WELL THEN
    He, uh. Manipulated his luck, huh?
    yeah, he did kinda cheat

    WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SCENE
    I can't
    this is too much
    I love everything
    so much

    And now I guess he can't actually use his powers. Well then.
    God, what an episode.
     
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  13. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    I am either on a roll or just straight-up addicted. Or both.
    I wish I had time to binge more :P

    ....wtf the arrow just. Bounced off of him?
    Uh
    well then

    Ooh new intro!
    I've heard this one before! Probably from Jojo videos or smth
    I love it

    oh wow his fingernails straight-up grow fast when he's thinking about killing
    oh shit, he's horny and murdery
    she's horny and in love
    what the fuck did he get himself into

    meanwhile
    Josuke and Okuyasu see a crop circle
    and I imagine the alien is the guy Kira's dad tried to arrow in the neck

    whoooa ohhh, he's an alien Stando-using alien He got stabbed by the weird arrow....
    I love how of course there's just. An alien in Morioh
    because why wouldn't there be
    An alien
    just living in Morioh

    HOLY FUCK
    So he can just
    Turn into sneakers?
    And he can really jump, huh
    ohhhmygoooooddddd
    YOU ALREADY WON THE LOTTERY, JOJO. YOU DON'T NEED TO TURN HIM INTO MORE MONEY
    ahh
    your account got frozen, that really sucks
    .....you're gonna scam Rohan
    of all people
    oh my god

    yep
    he saw right through you
    and now he wants your money
    OH MY GOD
    HE PLANNED FOR THAT
    THAT'S AMAZING
    YES

    holy shit
    he got triple 6's
    immediately
    lol
    rip
    rip
    omfg
    I cannot believe this
    wow
    he really doesn't get it

    what the fuck
    just
    he just cut off his own finger
    oh my god
    seriously?
    "If I can't figure out how you're cheating, I'll pay you 2M to fix me. If I can, then I'll take off your pinky"


    >Bash:
    Love that alien boy


    >evilas: same

    Holy fuck
    that was close
    ohmy god
    .....
    well then
    he just escaped
    on to the next thing I guess?

    back to Kira
    ....oh goddammit they have a kid. Of course.
    a kid who
    monitors?
    Their parents?
    And how frequently they have sex??????
    WHAT THE FUCK?????

    Alien boy has a mom?
    ........not his real mom, someone he brainwashed into thinking she was his mom?
    nani the fuck
    okay

    now Rohan's seeing shit inside a tunnel
    say it with me, everybody:
    "This must be the work of an enemy Stand!"
    Josuke, is it really that hard to believe that there could be a Stand user in that tunnel?

    yep, it was a trap
    At least you know his top speed
    damn
    okay, that Stand seems. Really fucking powerful

    what are you gonna do, Rohan? You gonna get Josuke into the trap?
    OH MY GOD JOSUKE YOU IDIOT
    HOLY FUCK ROHAN NICE GOING
    and now he's on the run
    Josuke, find him quick

    okay I can't stop there
    I'm just
    binging

    whoa, it can just appear next to you? So you can't slow down for even a second, huh
    holy shit that's one way to not slam into a baby
    he just. Punched his motorcycle into pieces, flew over them, and fixed it back up on the other side, in the air

    have I mentioned I really love the opening theme?
    it's really good

    OH MY GOD JOSUKE YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND STEALING CELLPHONES LIKE THAT

    oh my god
    he really just
    turned a corner going at 60km/h and then used pieces of a wall to make a
    well, a wall

    it's on autopilot, so it means it could be controlled by anyone. That theory that it's being controlled by the hospital guy makes sense, then

    man, it's nothing but close calls and finding new ways to get away, huh?
    aaaand it's out of fuel
    thought that might happen eventually

    whoa
    that
    I continue to be impressed at the sheer problem-solving skill that the Jojos have
    like
    breaking down the door of a car, then trapping the pursuer inside, then using the car's gas to refill your engine

    HOLY FUCK
    Act 3 I cannot fucking believe
    Koichi: "Act 3!"
    Act 3: "Ok Master! Let's kill da ho! Beeeetch!"
    What. The actual. Fuck.

    Koichi you fucking asshole (she so had it coming)
    but still
    god I love him

    what the fuck
    JOJO ON A BIKE
    holy fuck
    and they're chasing him up the vents

    OH MY GOD WHAT A DICK
    Koichi, do me a favor and beat the everloving SHIT out of him, will you?
    oh my god from the nutrients his nose is now a supernose?

    he
    ...he drank the IV fluid to replenish himself
    wow

    "you wouldn't do something as cowardly as kicking an injured person's ass, would you?"
    Yes. Yes he would. And you fucking deserve it
    OH MY GOD
    "I fixed you up, so I have no longer any qualms about beating you to a pulp"

    ....oh my god Rohan seriously you fucking idiot
    "I'd rather have died than have been saved by you"

    "also btw Koichi just went back to walk his dog"
    that was
    an ending
    lol
     
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  14. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    I cannot believe y'all would just let me pass right through episode 21 without telling me that this image
    upload_2018-9-30_22-46-50.png
    was the same image as this fucking meme
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. YggiDee

    YggiDee Well-Known Member

    What is this over here?

    OH SHIT WE HAVE A JOJOS THREAD. How long has this been here? What have I missed out on??

    HI everyone I binged all of the JJBA anime in the last two months. I'm hopped up on shonen. I understand all the memes. I look up rock bands on Wikipedia to see if their albums have good Stand names. I finally remembered why I love anime.

    Current favorite Jojo is Josuke, or at least he's the one I'd like to hang with the most. Johnathan Joestar is fine but not the sort of person I'd hang with. I mean he's not bad but his life story is "What if Heathcliffe became a vampire and ate Mr. Earnshaw", and and anything that reminds me of Wuthering Heights again is a crime against my brain. Joseph. I adore Joseph and would absolutely strangle him if I were ever in the same room with him for more than thirty seconds. Murder his smug face. Jotaro. While I know Jotaro is actually a socially awkward dork who loves marine biology, he's also a 6'5 giant with perpetual frownyface who called his mom a bitch. If I met him at seventeen I would be terrified. And then there's Josuke, who is a sunshine child who respects his mom and would be cool to hand out with, and would probably fix your bike if it breaks or something.

    I have only experienced the other jojo's via tumblr posts and fancomics so I will wait on those ones.

    Also: dumb personal headcanon of the day-

    Joseph spent most of the moon landing freaking the fuck out, because there was a nonzero chance that Kars was up there. Waiting. Waiting for a ride home.
     
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  16. evilas

    evilas Sure, I'll put a custom title here

    that is the best headcanon I've ever heard

    Also hi, as you can see I'm liveblogging Part 4 (with next to no pictures so you can't really see what I'm talking about unless you watch along and know what's coming :P)
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2018
  17. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    Speaking of being too Homestuck for shit.

    VANILLA ICE: Retrieve arms from floor.
     
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  18. YggiDee

    YggiDee Well-Known Member

    First episode of Part 5 starts tomorrow, simulcast on Crunchyroll. :toot:
     
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  19. Meagen Image

    Meagen Image Well-Known Member

    I just finished Stardust Crusaders... I wonder if I should just hop into the new stuff?
     
  20. YggiDee

    YggiDee Well-Known Member

    My understanding is that Part 5 basically opens with spoilers for Part 4, so you're probably better off watching Part 4 first. Also Part 4 is the best part.
     
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