Julia Child Fan Club

I found a group on Facebook called "a group where we all pretend to be boomers" and this is one of my posts

 

i found a youtuber who only does videos about bass guitars and i love him

his name is Davie504 and i would die for him

 

he does this thing where, if the video doesn't hit 10 minutes, he does "therapy with Davie so [ i ] can get [my] adsense and pay [my] internet bills to upload this video"

edit: i am dumb and forget about html formatting on forums

 

wow i've never seen a job application use my actual birthday as an example birthday :0

 

hot take: it isn't fair that a job assessment asked how long i plan on working there bc i have to leave for the fall semester in late August and i'd plan on returning to said job after the semester

 

*morrissey voice* RRRRRRRRrrrRRRRrRRRRrRRRrrRRRR that's what tradition means

 

hmmmmm i might open art commissions soon. i doubt anyone would be intersting though... last time i opened them, someone made fun of my art so maybe i won't

 

i forgot how much i love watching Game Grumps :')

 

Arin: Dan don't you think you'll remember all 50 states since you went first?
Dan: idk, will you?
Arin: proceeds to get 6 wrong

 

Arin, panicking: WHERE IS DENMARK

 

straight up mozzarella balls are flavortown

 

Idk if I’ve had mozzarella BALLS but I’ve had mozzarella STICKS and those are So Good

 

FUCK i had a time where i would only eat mozzarella sticks and almost nothing else

mozzarella balls are less salty. they're very subtle, but GOD THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOOD

 

i forgot how much Arin yells

it's okay Arin i'm yelling with u

 

Morgan: my friend fuckin pronounces Morrissey's name like MOE-REE-SEE

 

The only reason i know its mor ISS ee is the song where john darnielle says he doesnt like morrissey

 

that's so valid, morrissey's a little bitch

 

also, i've opened art commissions. the post on tumblr is extremely vague but it includes examples of my work: https://afarewelltokings.tumblr.com...-opening-commissions-because-im-broke-as-fuck

 

i pulled an all nighter lads

 

hey gamers today i'm gonna code a discord bot