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YALL MY GAY ASS GOT A JOB INTERVIEW TODAY HOLY FUCK

 

FUCK YEAH DUDE UR GONNA KILL IT

 

I DID IT I THINK I GOT THE JOB

I HAVE TO FILL OUT A BACKGROUND CHECK

 

someone pls get me a month of discord nitro so i can change my numbers to 2112 for EXTRA RUSH REFERENCE

 

oh n o i might be Sick Again(TM)

so sick bijou blogette-ing i suppose

 

hbomberguy is quite the guy. i like his videos

EDIT: what the fuck i could've sworn i finished this sentence.....i need a nap

 

I FORGOT TO SET A TIMER FOR THE WASHER SO I HAVE NO IDEA WHEN TF MY LAUNDRY'S GONNA BE FINISHED DRYING

 

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2...ex-award-fiction-debut-novel-list-of-the-lost

this is my favorite article ever thanks

 

story time: i was afraid of the word Asperger's as a kid bc i thought i was swearing when i said it

 

GARNET SAYS TRANS RIGHTS

 

This is what auditory processing issues feel like

 

Morgan: high fives me then kisses my hand

ah yes, gay culture

 

this username feels so cozy to me. it feels like a true identity.

changing my username on every website to this when i began transitioning was a great decision. my old username? a dead name. this username? good. pure.

 

i only worry that ppl think my username is a reference to that incel website.............was it Return of Kings or some shit???? idk. A Farewell To Kings is Rush's 5th studio album, in case you were curious.

 

so in the fall 2018 semester i wrote a research paper about Rush. it wasn't even their entire discography, it was mostly just their early 80s stuff.

 

this is always the funniest music video to me. it makes me laugh so hard. the song is so good though

 

Doritos Mozzarella Sticks Recipe:
-1 package of mozzarella sticks (one of those 12 packs from the store should work)
-flour (i had to guestimate this, i started with a cereal bowl full)
-4 eggs
-1/4 cup milk
-3 cups of crushed doritos (Bri and I did nacho cheese, we got a party size)
-i guess around .5" of oil to fry? i really should've measured how much oil i used.......

(warning: i haven't found a way for the crushed doritos to not get all eggy and stick together yet)

Begin by crushing up a shit ton of doritos, until you get 3 cups of it. Make sure to smash them well. Put those in a bowl. In bowl 2: electric boogaloo, beat 4 eggs with the 1/4 cup of milk. Pour a bowl of flour, just straight up flour. (Trust me, there's a good reason.)

At this point I'd begin heating up the oil. The initial website that we stole this from said to use a cast iron skillet, but we are broke af so we just used a medium-sized pot. If you don't have a temperature gauge, like Bri and I don't, just throw in a 1"x1" piece of white bread and see if it turns brown in 60 seconds. That's how you know it's ready. I tihnk it was like 375?

Cut the mozzarella sticks in half. To coat them, do so in this order:
-egg mix
-flour
-egg mix
-doritos

Fry each stick (we did 1-2 at a time) for around 25 seconds. Once the stick is done, place it on a plate covered with a paper towel.

@Acey here it is

 

Thank you so much!! :D

 

i miss my ukulele :((((((((((( i can't afford another one :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

 

me: doesn't check my phone for 5 minutes
my phone: 20 missed called, 200000 text messages, an email from the president of the united states of america
me: goddamn