It's the fault of the rest of the entire damn furry fandom for not being creative enough with their fursonas. Like, I have not yet seen even one fursona based on a fern. I mean, that's one of the first puns I came up with, why would it not be obvious? (The other option that I have seen used stunningly little is seamonkeysonas, which unfortunately still have a company associated with them but since when has fandom cared for copyrights?)
Spoiler: le better quality scan i hope that makes it easier to actually see literally ANYTHING because those webcam pics were atrocious
standing request from jesse the farmer: when you raid the fruit trees pls take the whole fruit, or at least drop what you don't eat so i don't have to climb the tree to pick half a mushy peach so we don't get hornets. also please leave the honeycrisp apples alone those are my favorite. i planted an extra mango tree for you so you will never be hungry. :)
I dunno, Jesse, megabats often just mash fruit into their faces and suck the juices out! This bat will be a polite bat, though. :) Mangos really are my favorite. (I actually have a plant sperg, but it doesn't go that well with the batsona, I think. No hands…)
well, just drop it when you're done so the bots can clean it up, and all will be well. or i could design an aerial fruit-picking bot... a BAT bot... hmmmmm. *gets out tablet and stylus, wanders away scribbling*
would you like to be my garden assistant, in charge of the fruit trees? y'all gotta not pig out now, leave enough fruit for other folks.
what about some sort of bonkers pneumatic tube system for food transport? not at all practical in the least, but they make the nicest whooshing noises.
i'm thinking we probably have a distro center where folks can come and 'shop'. i have a truck for when there's a large harvest to transport (i.e. the soybean field) but with fruit and veg i generally just carry the day's harvest over in a basket or wheelbarrow. i like that slow-paced life.
"Cody, you can´t take three baskets of different berries you´re already carrying two huge bags of groceries!"