kintsugi IN SPACE

I don't see this ending poorly at all.

 

Voidkittens absorbing catnip, though. They roll around in it, and suddenly no more catnip XD

 

ahahaha yes perfect. voidkittens absorbing things by rolling in it

 

there's probably a lot of "voidkitty, DON'T ROLL IN THAT"

 

Much frantic scooping up of voidkittens.

 

best way to contain voidkittens is to have a bag to dump them in

they're too liquidy otherwise

 

kitten bucket. there's a kitten bucket.

 

"Okay, how can liquid void looks pathetically up at you"
The kitty mews.

 

Stupid adorable liquid voidkittens.

 

kitten bucket omfg

it's literally labeled as such. you know which bucket is for kitties

 

gotta make sure it's the kitten bucket, otherwise they'll absorb whatever else was in it.

 

Imagine someone who didn´t know about the kittens coming across the kitten bucket. It looks like just a bucket of black liquid until it mews at them!

 

I feel like that results in confused screaming

 

Intern Moss shows up with a bucket full of kitten.
"So. This isn't the oil that I was going to use for maintenance."

 

"Goddammit not again," sighs Kay. "At least they didn't eat you, like the last intern. I still get texts from her sometimes."

(i am loving this.)

 

"I've found that this body is slightly more durable than the average hominid, but they did manage to... eat a spare plutonium battery I was planning to redesign.

...You don't think they get indigestion, do you?"

 

Probably not.

 

....
"As of press-time, listeners, we still haven't discovered whether or not plutonium batteries give voidkittens indigestion.
.
.
.
...Probably not."

 

"Please report any strange radiation readings to your local detachment of the Kintsugi Nuclear Containment Division. Remember: sweep and beep!"

 

:gurgling noises from the kittenbucket: