Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

I. Kind of want to say "Naughty, naughty," but I'm worried the joke might not be the right flavor of tasteless. But I also want to know.

 

>Die!


...also, Tranquil Solution. I remember having issues with that phrasing but it miiiight be dialogue that only shows up if you have Downloaded Hetero in the party?

 

>Die!



Thanks for standing all bunched up like that, y'all.



>_?

 

....dammit I really want to say 'they will die' but Aveline...

 

>They will die.

 

> Calm down.
('cause I don't think we need to encourage him to rampage any further right this second until we get the girl somewhere safe.)

 

>Calm down.







Left-hand: special option, right-hand: green-purple-red
>_?

 

Bonus time travel interlude: Maybe This Is An Appropriate Amount Of Escalation But I Don't Really Want To Encourage Anders (aka "They will die.")

 

>Don't hurt her!

 

>Get ahold of yourself

 

>Don't hurt her!

 

>Don't hurt her!

 

>LOOT THE CORPSES

 

Spoiler: Codex - Ser Alrik's Letter

To Her Excellency, Divine Justinia,

I am well aware both you and Knight-Commander Meredith have rejected my proposal, but I beg you to reconsider. The mages in the Free Marches are past controlling, their numbers have doubled in three years, and they have found a way to plant their abominations in our ranks. They cannot be contained!

The Tranquil Solution is our answer. All mages at the age of majority must be made Tranquil. They'll coexist peacefully, retain their usefulness—a perfect strategy! It's simply the best way to ensure mages obey the laws of men and Maker.

I remain, as always, your obedient servant,
Ser Otto Alrik

At least.. there's an armor upgrade for Anders here?

Spoiler: Codex - The Enigma of Kirkwall

A maze of caves, sewers, and hidden passages! We found three Tevinter chambers already looted, but today (tonight?) we found one closed. It was a small cell containing a few trinkets and a common tome, but it symbolizes hope. The magisters had hundreds of mages deep below Kirkwall. They lived and researched here, far from the scrutiny of common men.

Many ancient cities specialized in arcane research, but why did Kirkwall hide its efforts here? Why go to such great pains to keep it out of sight? Were they a cabal of renegade magisters? Or was this a special project of the archon?

—Hidden in a small fissure near curious markings and signed, "The Band of Three"

>_?

 

>An elaborate stunt.
(I'm sorry, I can't resist the siren call of unfunny jokes at inappropriate times.)

 

>He's my friend.

 

>He's my friend.

fight fight fight

... but you're dead now, alrik, so you can't! hah!

 

I'm glad we have a group of people so we can sometimes balance out @LadyNighteyes' unwavering commitment to purpleHawke and @unknownanonymous's occasional redHawke tendencies. :P

>He's my friend.



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>_?

 

>Go somewhere safe.

 

>Go somewhere safe