Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>What's the job?




>Investigate
>You can hire civilians?



Oo, burn. :D
>Investigate
>Who are we up against?



>Investigate
>How did you find out?




>Investigate
>Why not tell the other guards?




Accept the quest?
>_?

 

Profit? Influence? Friendship??

Hell yeah.

 

He grew up the only non-mage in the family other than Leandra, joined the army, immediately ran into a battle where everyone died catastrophically, went back home, discovered monsters destroying his home, witnessed his sister's death ... plus yeah he's got a crazy inferiority complex.. Still, tho, this level of indiscriminate hostility is a bit much.

EDIT: PS, I switched to .gif screenshots to save space, is their compression distractingly awful?

 

why the hell not? money and influence sounds like what we want right? (... right?)

 

Adventures with Aveline! Let's do it :D

 

>Accept quest




Convenient! We'll go on a roadtrip.



>To Sundermount we go!

 

Basically: The Hawke family is dysfunctional as fuck, and he's a tit.

 

>Hawke: Leave the Keep

K, just a sec.


Varric, help me with this? ... Aveline, just look away, yeah?

Varric learns so much from picking this lock that he levels up.

(whistling)

 

>Hawke: Consult map

1. Viscount's Keep. Aveline here! Otherwise poncy nobles and that guy who kicks the wall. The Chantry is next to it on the map but the label obscures it - you can get to it through Hightown.
2. Hightown. Fancy bastards in big noble houses. Merchants, too.
3. The Hanged Man. Haven't been here yet. Varric insists it's the only pub in town worth going to.
4. Lowtown. Home, sweet home.
5. Gamlen's house. Technically this is home sweet home, but I'd rather not think about it.
6. Same places, but at night. Why is that on the map? What an odd map.

Up top: Sundermount proper. Down and to the right: Aveline's ambush site. Where should I go first?
>_?

 

daelish quest was sundermount proper, probably, right? leeeeets do that

 

Wait guys, I've got it. He just feels left out of the family bird naming theme. He wants to be Tit Hawke.

 

==>Sparrow: Retrieve Sburb beta from mail

 

We do have a letter waiting for us at Gamlen's house 0: we can go check it out after our ROAD TRIP

 

(Someone please draw Hawke driving a car up a mountain road with Varric shotgun and Carver and Aveline staring suspiciously at each other in the back, with a bunch of swords and staves strapped to the rack on top of the car)

 

>Hawke: She'll be comin' round the mountain, she'll be comin' round the mountain..

To the elfs!


Aw shit spiders

Sparrow Hawke doesn't care about friendly fire (I think it's turned off in Settings)

I don't know why these spiders carry health potions and injury kits, but 0k.

Elf root, for elves,

Codex summarized: grows everywhere, excellent for healing.

Elfs!
..They're very well-armed...

 

............
STRIKE UP FRIENDSHIP WITH POINTY EARED FOLKS IMMEDIATELY

 

I wish I could convey their heavy Welsh accents through captioning.
>Investigate
>What did you call me?



>Investigate
>What are the Dalish?


(None Pizza with Left Elf is speaking here.)


I.. I mean, I'm not getting a SUPER friendly vibe, but admittedly elves have reason to be wary..
>_?

 

>So can we go in or not? We've got loots to get pizza delivery to make!

 

(I'm going out for a few hours; Hawke will have to stand there in an awkward staring contest with these folks for a while.)

 

>I don't want trouble.

Let's not annoy the nice people and their pointy objects.