Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

Why the heck did you get armor for banging Fenris? Did he leave his underpants or something?

 

I think it's an armor upgrade for him - in this case the red armband and Amell crest added to his outfit, which STAY FOREVER EVEN IF YOU BREAK UP WITH HIM HERE SO THATS GREAT

 

Hello I wanted to tell you guys that I'm doing my 3rd canon playthrough of DAII (4th playthrough overall) and it's supposed to be the Amders romance but I just went through Bait and Switch and my heart aches to gently hold the elf husbando ;-;

 

OH NO NOW I AM MEETING MERRILL AND WISHING TO GENTLY HOLD THE TINY ELF WAIFU

CRIES FOREVER

 

So, should we finish dwarfquest? Any party suggestions?

 

Varric, Anders, and the husbando? :::PPP

 

Just, you know, because Varric and Anders had ~so much fun~ in the Deep Roads last time. :::PPP

 

Ok, I am back!!

We open on Hawke standing sadly in her bedroom where we left her.

But she's distracted easily enough.

Pigeon is chilling at the bottom of the stairs, which is not his usual position, but clicking on him doesn't do anything so ??? maybe he just moves around.

Oh hey, Orana! Let's talk.




It is a little difficult to feel for her due to her bizarre design choices.
>Investigate
>What else can you do?




>Investigate
>Are you all right?





green/purple/red
>_?

 

nooo it's not bad!!! poor woman...

 

...>purple

 

>blue???

 

I'm counting this as a majority in favor of the first option bc fuck u tez :P

>No, it's not bad.



lower left - money icon, right side - branching paths
>_?

 

>i'll pay you

 

>I'll pay you

 

>Pay

 

You could pretty much replace my dialogue suggestions with a bot that just says "purple" all the time. :::PPP

 

>I'm going to pay you.








It's alright, Bodahn, I've spoken to her.

Aaand back to the deep roads we go!

 

At least there are interesting rocks down here.

Blah blah darkspawn..

Eyyy

It's Huge AoE Time, motherfuckers

...is this jewelry just tainted like, dirty or does it literally carry the Blight? cuz if it's the latter i'm just gonna leave it here kthx.

(SPINS AROUND TO GLARE AT FENRIS AND ANDERS) can y'all not start arguments when i'm playing through the deep roads with the sound off and am unlikely to notice??? now i have to go to the wiki.

ok it actually starts like this:

• Fenris: You should have lived in Tevinter. You'd be happier there
  • Anders: You're probably right.
  
  and THEN
  
  
  
  
  
  

 

Oh hell, I've already forgotten which son is which. Is this the pushover one?


>What sword?




that sounds like a scam fake but ok

OH COOL, I LOVE FIGHTING GOLEMS.
>_?

 

You know, I keep thinking that Tevinter's a big country. There's got to be some mages who just live in the middle of nowhere and don't do harm to anyone and study birds or whatever.