>You're jealous? No, Varric, I did not notice when he started having flashbacks and LEFT (green/purple/red) >_?
>I appreciate your concern. (Even if he's being kind of a dick, he is trying to help a friend. He doesn't know how many of Fenris's Issues have come up in private yet :P) ...tangentially, now headcanoning Varric as aroace and joking about Bianca to get everyone off his back about it.
It is a joke in a way, in that he's actually telling the truth, but he's not talking about the crossbow.
And the first commenter, Wiwaxia, did say "tell him to drop it, for he is being rude," and Blue considered this and thought it was reasonable. And Loq, the second commenter, appeared and said "tell him you appreciate his concern, for he is attempting to be friendly," and Blue thought this was reasonable as well, and that perhaps a third commenter would arrive and settle the issue. But when the third commenter, adisagestar, appeared, they did not save Blue from her conundrum, for lo, they were one of the Brotherhood Of The Purple Hawk who made it their duty to make Blue feel bad about making Hawke be sarcastic at inappropriate times, and Blue did sigh deeply.
I'll help - tell him you appreciate his concern, 'cause Sparrow so far doesn't seem totally socially inept but also not quite so grim yet as to snap at her bestie.
>I appreciate your concern. MY DOG IS IGNORING ME IN FAVOR OF GAMLEN. What first: Extremely Private And Urgent Business From The Viscount or checking up on our business ventures? >_?