Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

These women are twins distinguishable only by the color of their sashes.





>Investigate
>What should I say?




Anders out here looking extremely handsome but very bad at lying

>Investigate
>What "must be done"?


Don't look sad at me, you dipshit.


(Check, path, x)
>_?

 

oh my god Anders you are the WORST LIAR

 

>This sounds suspicious.

 

Ando you smelly man stop running around the sewers and being suspicious
>sounds sus af

Spoiler: spoips

also ive never played any of the games but i know what's coming up, dangit anders

 

Why are all of Hawke's friends so terrible

 

>This sounds suspicious.



>Is there even a potion?




>Why don't you trust me?



WHOAH THERE BUDDY HOLD ON


(path icons)
>_?

 

WHAT A SHOCK.

 

>I am your friend.

 

"AS DIFFICULT AS YOU MAKE THIS with your guilt-tripping and INCREDIBLY DOUCHEY comments about my boyfriend."

 

Spoiler: possibly spoiler

walk right in and go for it, let the whole experience of dammit anders wash right over you

 

>I am your friend.



Yikes!!


(path icons)
>_?

 

>Fine, I will help.

 

oh my god I forgot this happened

 

oh my god anders please get therapy

 

>Fine. I will help.

 

hahahahahahahahahahaha

 

Thank you yes but where is your boss, this building is a maze

Ah, here she is.



(Path icons)
>_?

 

Spoiler

Future Varric, locked in an interrogation room with a scary butch lady: gfdi anders

 

>Mage rights activism

 

>The chantry is a scam

(hey, it's the endgame, let's burn some bridges)