Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

And we can all see what a great job Hawke does of it. :::PPP

 

God, Troll Dragon Age would be such a quadrant clusterfuck.

 

Imagine the drama when Hawke spends half the game head-over-heels pale for Anders, then mucks it all up by accidentally flipping ashen for him and Justice. Dating Anders: endless pain and drama in every possible world and quadrant.

 

(Really though, it's not like blackrom isn't DA2 canon already. I'm still crushed that they apparently ditch the friendship/rivalry system for Inquisition.)

 

Please consider this post double liked. I wish blackrom friendship/rivalry remained a DA staple.

 

God fuckin dammit, I had a draft saved here, where did it go?? my screenshotssss

 

Ok ok I went and dug these screenshots out of the trash so I am back.




Hawke, did you miss the sneaking memo?



._.

oh my god.


I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU, YOU ASSHOLES. (Sighs.)

 

Just gotta fight these apparently unrelated slavers first. I had a joke the first time I wrote this post but now I'm just tired :P



Hawke. Hawke. Has anyone ever told you about subtlety. Oh my god.





For God's sake. How many of the resistance Templars am I going to murder?

 

(gets distracted by a shiny chest in the middle of a fight)


Oh, nice, we have one more quest before the endgame! .. I should check that we're not missing any gifts for other party members.

Anyway, what? Yes, I was fighting some people I guess.

*pose as a team*




>Keran?




>_?

 

>Bad feeling

 

I love that Alanna fanart btw.

 

>I have a bad feeling.

i


>_?

 

...I'm so torn on whether I'm enough of a jerk to stand by my commitment to the Brotherhood of the Purple Hawk.

Even if Carver is a huge dick.

 

>Carver!

 

>Carver!






>Investigate
>Is this all about Meredith?




>Investigate
>Who's in charge?





(path icons)
>_?

 

>agree

 

Seriously, Hawke pretty loudly agrees with them. She is openly an apostate. Why the hell did they decide they had to kidnap her dumb brother to blackmail her?

 

I'VE AGREED WITH YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING, IF YOU WOULD HAVE LET ME TELL YOU THAT BEFORE FORCING ME TO MURDER A BUNCH OF YOUR GUYS

 

>I agree.


Even now that I've, again, murdered a bunch of y'all?



Bro, I am not going to tell Meredith about *anyone*.


Asdfajskjdkgdlfgs

oh #nice, anders armor upgrade

 

IT KEEPS HAPPENING




>Investigate
>Do I know you?


I'm glad you are willing to cooperate with my demand for exposition. >.>

>Investigate
>Who raised those corpses?





>_?