Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>Purple

 

>I'm surprised at you...



Carver....... you're so extra

FOR GOD'S SAKE, SAMSON








(path icon, fighting(? presumably uhh KILLING ALAIN))
>_?

 

>don't hurt Alain

 

>Don't hurt Alain.







There's no "just fuck Samson specifically" option, huh?
(path/path/sword)
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Gotta love this series' allergy to letting any situation with the slightest bit of nuance develop long enough to give the player an actual, interesting choice. Quick, send in the two-dimensionally evil/crazy characters to make the issue moot!

> Be merciful

I swear, Carver talks about Hawke the same way Fenris talks about magic. Kid, please.

 

>Be merciful.





Eyyy got the whole Champion set :D









Hah.


(Path icons)
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>She must be overthrown

(i mean. both statements are true. but that's the more important one.)

 

>She must be overthrown.


"And even if there were, across the hall from her office would not be it."




I mean, I've got the whole robes of the champion set so I'm pretty much, uh, set on armor, but... thanks??

Anyway folks I've got to sleep but soon we'll go give Fenris his new sword and then.. endgame?? I guess??? Oh god

 

Did Varric just make a short joke about himself?

 

> Samson: But I don't have the stomach to turn against all that's right and natural.
> Samson: (fucking teleports away from this conversation)

(Okay, I know it's a glitch, but it made me laugh.)

 

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bluegreen and red options seem like they're switched here :T so I'm gonna go >purble because I know if I pick "finely crafted" it's going to somehow come out in an asshole way instead of a curious way

 

>Parble

 

>It's a souvenir?








>Tell me about Tevinter.


>Investigate
>Tevinter is ruled by mages?


Skeptical Fenris is my new favorite Fenris expression.



>Why is that?

for fuck's sake, Hawke.

 

>Are they blood mages?




>Investigate
>Slavery is legal in Tevinter?




>Don't they rise up?

 

>Investigate
>Tevinter's at war with the Qunari?



>But who's winning?




>You think they'll win?

They did almost conquer Kirkwall, Hawke.



(path icons)
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It has MAGIC PIXELLATION POWERS.

 

Fenris gets the sword.

 

This is a weird time for a cultural exchange question-and-answer session, Hawke (and game designers)

 

yeah. hasn't she been dating him for, like, years or something?