Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

@unknownanonymous ah, I would but I already asked! so:
>You're doing fine.




Yay, she likes us! Although she might more if we hadn't flirted confusingly :P Oh well, we'll have lots more chances.
Where to next? Should we go pick up the Final Companion? And should we stick with the Lady Party?
>_?

 

Mhhh more companions
and yes lets stick with the lady party for now :D

 

(*slips autistic Merrill headcanon into this thread and then scuttles out*)

 

>Hawke: Leave Merrill's house and immediately get attacked by highwaymen

Shouldn't highwaymen be NEXT TO HIGHWAYS not in courtyards

Can I hire someone to ghostwrite funny commentary? :P


Knock one down, another one immediately falls out of the sky. #fuckingcourtyards

#stealingfriendshipbraceletsfromelvishchildren

#cometheFUCKon



Jesus, this dude is super jumpy :|

I assumed you'd heard the.. we were fighting a whole gang? Elven battlecries, swords on shields, fireballs..? No? Okay then.


>_?

 

>Depends on the work.

 

That's me.

 

>Depends on the work.

 

"That's me", because I'm pretty sure it doesn't depend on the work and we're going to accept no matter what.

 

>Depends on the work.


... :|


Thanks, Isabela.


>What kind of property?



..... :/ :/ :/

>So, it's lyrium.





Well, regardless of whether we might generally be in favor of smuggling lyrium to templars (they're.. addicted to it, and it fuels their anti-magic powers, I believe?), we do need to accept the quest to get [Companion Name Redacted]. So I guess the only question is whether we accept begrudgingly or not. :P
>_?

 

I'll do it

 

>This better be worth it.

(And yes, that's exactly why templars need lyrium. This stuff that they can do that requires consuming pure physical magic-stuff and which they use for coercion on a massive scale is not a case of magic ruling over man because shut up, that's why.)

 

>I'll do it.






aveline.. i am sorry to inform you but
i am a criminal
sit down, i know, it's a big shock
we can get through this
together

Feels like I was just here? Haha it's because I was.



SIGHS

^aveline


Uh,



Sure, let's go BACK from the Alienage to the Bazaar.

 

... JK, it's Cutscene Time (tm)




Come the fuck on!!

#fuckingtevinters #bloodmagicslaveryandancientromeparallels


Alright, NOW we'll go meet Anso.

JK nope.

 

Your lieutenant doesn't look so hot.

 

*Another* mysteriously blue-glowing dude?








...

...

o_o

 

(Just dialog-choices, not blue-purple-red.)
>_?

 

>They were after you?

 

>They were after you?





>Investigate
>So there's no job?


>Investigate
>Why face them at all?


>Investigate
>You're an escaped slave?


>But you're no ordinary slave.





>_?

 

>Slavers deserve their fate.

 

> slavers deserve their fate
(okay seriously. is he romanceable. i'm. just. wow. punch me in the aesthetics why don't you. #pointy-ears-bias, #lifegoals)