Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>I'm no easy prey.

 

>Attack me. I dare you.

 

>i'm no easy prey.

But he was soo ready to be molded whatever way Meredith wanted!! that's like the only standard other than "being an absolute piece of shit" needed for promotion in the kirkwall templars.

 

>I'm no easy prey.




1) That's a shitty plan
2) She doesn't really need your help
>Where are the recruits?



>_?

 

Your plan is insane!

 

>Your plan is insane.


I mean, that's strictly true, but they're not good role models.


Well, if that isn't a cliche mad scientist type exclamation I don't know what is.

 

So she immediately kills her allies to power more magic, which I thought was a neat detail to actually put into the fight.




I think this is the first appearance of a desire demon, a.k.a. purple tiddy demon.

Can I put in a tactics command for "run away from ominous glowy magic mines?"

No? Ok fine I'll just manually command Carver and Anders to FLEEEEE


It's good to know Keran's not LITERALLY in a compost heap...

But he'll have to wait, as I have hats to steal.

And books!

Books that give me quests.

Anyway.






Oh dear.


>_?

 

Magic is not the problem

(Your stratagem finally worked, Blue. I made an account just to help tell Hawke what to do.)

 

Man all those are good possible options....

>Magic is not the problem

Because really the problem is people who want to take over. To paraphrase Zevran, yes magic can kill. knives can kill. small children launched at great speeds can kill.

Also, hi Tez!

 

another vote for magic is not the problem!

 

Yup. (And seriously Carver, all those people in power who are aggressively and loudly anti-mage and you've NEVER thought about it before this?)

Also can we please appreciate the expression on Anders' face. Like "Hawke, I INSIST that you kick your brother's ass right this second. >:("

 

>Carver, I am unswayed by your sadly drooping eyebrows (a.k.a. "Magic is not the problem")

Ok, fine, jeez, what response do you want?

You have not got a sympathetic audience here, dear brother.

>What happened to you, Keran?






(The "is he possessed, Anders?" has the.. green head silhouette icon? of a special option for having a companion along, where they usually help, while the ones on the right have the squiggly path icon.)
>_?

 

>Is he possessed, Anders?

 

>Is he possessed, Anders?


Oh dear.




Oh my god,

>_?

 

Wow, Anders. Just wow.

 

(And can someone please remind Anders that this guy is a Templar recruit. Do you WANT to contribute to the creation of Cullen Mk. II.)

Anyway, I guess "You can leave," though he's... probably going to go straight back to the Templars... So they're going to find out everything anyway...

 

>You can leave

The funny thing is, you can also ask Merrill to check, but she actually has like. A method. That doesn't involve 'let's shoot this guy and see what happens.' Anders you are not very good at this.

 

Be honest, Anders, you just wanted to get to zap a templar and get away with it.

 

>You can leave.


Remember this, folks.









(SIGHS)


#kpda2banter #carver+varric

 

[The first part of this next banter, which I missed screenshotting, is Carver saying "Don't look at me."]






BUUUURN.

#kpda2banter #anders+varric #carver+varric