Kintsugi Plays Dragon Age 2 (a winner is me!)

>Sparrow Hawke: Talk to Hubert



(sells you a bag of pebbles for three copper) So how about that job


>:[

 

>Investigate
>What are you paying?


>Investigate
>Is "Bone Pit" a tad ominous?

I agree, Sparrow.

STILL

>:[ >:[
>You know I'm one of them?



Wow, yeah, that makes me feel better. >:[ >:[
>Investigate
>What happened to the workers?


>Nobody will go?


Oh, sure. Mostly harmless.
>Investigate
>You hire Fereldans?


Both right-hand options accept the quest, so.
>_?

 

>That's all I need to know.

 

>That's all I need to know

 

> I don't like your sleeves

 

>That's all I need to know.


>I don't like your sleeves.

 

> punch the filthy capitalist oppressor
> and his sleeves

 

>Sparrow: Sadly pass up sleeve-punching opportunity

Huh, that's strange, wonder which of the herbalist's tasks we'll find here.

Yeah, he said as much.

...?



That's dramatic.

Oh hey random looters you can fuck right off

Dictation you can fuck right off too


Isabela: "Looks like the looters were staying away from this mine entrance. Maybe they know something that we don't."

 

>Go into the place where something extremely lethal is definitely living

 

>Sparrow: Into the ominous mines



Oh, excellent.


PARKOUR

More dragons.

I love the idea of this cave barrel being completely empty except for a ring, which Sparrow scrapes out of the bottom and glares at.

More Fucking Dragons

Oh hey a dude

 

finally! dragons in dragon age!

(i really don't understand why it's even called that, since the games don't even seem like they're about dragons at all.)

 

Since Varric says when he tells the story he'll make the dragons bigger, and this game is him telling the story to Cassandra, does that mean they were actually, like, dog-sized?

if so I want one

 

>Sparrow: Keep your voice down by asking a bunch of questions
>Investigate
>How did this happen?



>Investigate
>Any other survivors?



>_?


@unknownanonymous The relevance it has - which might still not be enough to justify naming the games this, lol - is that the current period of history is called "The Dragon Age," as compared to. uh. I don't know the name of any other ages. But they were other things. :P

 

I once saw a screenshot from a DA-themed Cards Against Humanity game that theorized that after this one would be the "A Suspicious Lack of Dragons Age."

 

> run for your life
RUN SIMBA
RUN AND NEVER LOOK BACK

 

yep, i did hear that somewhere. and honestly, it just pushes the question back a few steps further to: why the hell did people name the era that?

:D i remember that.

 

Anyway yes >Run for your life

And then look around to try to find whatever it is that herbalist quest wants you to find.

 

The ages are named after omens the Chantry people get at the last year of each previous Age. It's the Dragon Age because it's the age when Dragons returned from the brink of extinction. The resurgence of Dragons has been hailed as signifying the victory of Ferelden for its independance against Orlais (since a dragon slew like half the Orlesian army or some shit?) and there's subtle hints in Inquisition that the resurgence of dragons is also like The Age Of Return of All Sorts Of Long-Buried or Half-Forgotten Magical Bullshit (most of which would be super spoilery to divulge and many of which is still at least somewhat speculative)

 

>Run for your life.




Aveline --
...
fucking paladins.

Oh hey the quest updated!

Sure, I'll BE WARY.
Maybe we can do the herbalist quest instead, like @LadyNighteyes suggested?

Oh.

 

@wixbloom So can we change the name of the series to The Return of All Sorts Of Long-Buried or Half-Forgotten Magical Bullshit Age?